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Splat.
Thunk.
Ping!!!
Smack.
Thud.
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x.x
You would not believe this.
Here we are, flying after each other with paddles. Wooden paddles. Bloody wooden bread paddles.
However, I have no time to contemplate that fact any longer than the space of 2.1462 seconds when something comes whacking at me again. I duck, then whirl around just to get my legs swiped out from under me. A resounding whack echoes, joined by a clatter of wood. More smacking, and more whistling as the paddles cut through the air.
What did I ever do to deserve this spanking? T____________T
I go after Adri and Yunsi with a vengeance. However, it seems my work is done for me when Sar manages to hit them both over the head at the same time. Tumbling to a heap on the floor, they trip Nerfe, who is also given a loud slap with the paddle.
Ouch. That’s gotta hurt.
“OWWW!!!”
That hurt too! @.< Lolling around on the floor, I see Fae’s legs coming at me. I swing at her with my own heavy paddle, but she leaps over…and crashes to the ground. I roll over to see her on top of yunsi, who has miraculously teleported to the other end of the room.
“Get a room!” Sar yells from some vicinity to my left, still fending off attackers. Seeing the dust rising in the corner, I charge there recklessly, flying into the blinding cloud.
“Hey!”
“Gerroff me!”
“Ouch!”
“My @$$!”
I manage to land a couple of good hits before I suddenly realize that there is an absence of solid floor beneath my feet.
Wait.
How is there nothing beneath my feet?
I bend over to check, then it hits me. o.o
Literally.
Bonk.
I have fallen down the stairs.
I reach out an arm to pull myself up to crawl away, thinking that I’ve gotten a strange stroke of luck. My one chance at escape—
Squish!
Ruined. There are now way too many warm bodies on top of my poor little frame.
@_________________@
Help me!
I manage to touch something. A...a...a flower pot. Grabbing it by the rim, I throw it up, waiting for the hollow sound to reach my ears…
THUNK.
Ah, the pot has hit my target. There is a massive scrambling, and the fight begins again. I grab at a nearby piece of cloth on the ground, a shred of the curtain beside me. As well as a few holes in the wall, several gouges on the glass window…
Whoa. Wait.
Who has a knife?!?
I see Nerfe charging, something glinting strangely in his hands.
Time to join the fray. >D
Shutting my eyes tightly, I dash over to nearest source of sound. I open them to see that I have managed to strangle someone.
Adri. C:
Ooh, this should be fun. I don’t let go, watching with curiosity as she jerks and flails. However, it’s just when her face turns a funny shade of blue-purple that I am horribly injured.
“Snow’s so short, she couldn’t kill Adri anyway~”
My EGO!!! T___________________T It's DYING!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~ x.x Can't you see the blood spilling on the ground?
Thus, I must defend its honor.
I charge in that general direction. I find myself slipping on shiny floor tiles and tripping over the carpet. Something smells funny…
I manage to land another swing before I get hit again.
x.x It’s spontaneously…quiet. o.o
Why?
I look up to see someone with a ladle looking at all of us heaped on the ground, frowning.
“Hey, Des.”
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Author’s notes:
I continued the scene, because of the input I was getting. I also managed to get Des into the picture. C: A good thing, I think.
Hope you enjoyed it. ^^
SnowPheonix · Fri Sep 15, 2006 @ 01:54am · 12 Comments
