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Blurb-blurb. Glub.
"I'm all weeetttt!"
"Ick! Water!"
"I'm drowning!"
"Eww. Soap."
"The water's RAINBOW! GAH!!!"
Glub. Blurb-blurb.
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Ugh. What a mess.
There's water in puddles on the floor and dripping down the walls and steaming on the window and falling from the ceiling and in a soggy pile of clothes in the corner....
And strangely, none in the bathtub. o_______________o
Adri stretches in her fuzzy pink bathrobe. "We should do that again sometime."
"Squeak." ^^ Rampage agrees, bouncing in the leftover soap suds.
"Hey! Stop that." I grab at it, but with another giggly squeak and splash, Rampage slips away. The green monkeys chitter chatter and join in.
x.x What a BIG mess.
"C'mon," says Sar. "Let's leave them to clean the room." None of them stop giggling and bouncing like little girls as we quietly sneak the door shut behind us.
And lock it. >DDDD
>.>
"Hey..."
<.<
"What?" Yunsi, Sar, Adri, and Nerfe ask.
"I wanna see what was upstairs."
"Errr..."
"Why?'
"You sure?"
"I don't think there's anything there..."
"Oh, come on. It'll be fuuuunnnnn~"
=S Really? Yes, really. :3
I don't give them a chance to say anything as I grab them and run. I grab Nerfe's arm who grabs Yunsi's arm who grabs Sar's arm who grabs Adri's arm who grabs...err, nothing. C:
Thus, we stumble like a rope up the nearest flight of stairs.
A very discombogulated rope.
o.o
>.> <.<
"Anyone see the light switch?"
"We can't see anything."
"Anyone see a flashlight?"
"We can't SEE ANYTHING!"
"Anyone see a match?"
"WE CAN'T SEE--!!!" >.<
Snap...crackle...pop.
=o I can see now.
With yunsi precariously balancing the flame, staring at its shiny inner light the whole time, we creep about curiously. It's not pretty up here, I can tell you. It's all dark and dingy and it smells like...
"CRAP!"
"GAH!"
"WHAT?"
"MOMMMMYYYYYYYY!"
o_0
"Sorry," Sar smiles sheepishly. "I ran into a spider web."
"AHHHH!!!"
"..."
"SPIDERS!!!"
Grabbing a hold of Adri, we manage to shut her up.
"Shhh..."
Just like that. C: See how easy it is?
"SPIDER--!!!"
"--hey look, there's a light switch."
Snap.
"YARGH!"
I leap about a foot into the air as I am confronted by a ghost. No, really, it's a ghost. It's got white, ghastly hair, white, ghastly skin, white, ghastly clothes...and it floats. Ghastly.
"YARGHABUGGAMUNGA!!!"
I turn to flee, but it grabs my collar. Oh no, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die...!!!
"Erm, Snow?"
o.o
"Oh, uh...hi, Fae. C: Did I scare you?" ^^;
"No."
Darn.
"You did ruin my picture, though." She steps over to a computer screen that's some eighty feet to the left. It's got a white screen.
"Erm...what picture?"
"It's blank."
"Is it one of those modern art thingies?"
"Or are you supposed to stare at it the whole time?"
"I think I see it..."
"No you dummies! You made me click the delete button!!!" D<
"Sorry?" I manage to grab something big and hard by my side. It's kinda warm...
A wooden paddle. What the heck is that doing here?
However, I have no time to contemplate as Fae flies at me. Immediately, everyone brandishes their own wooden paddles...
The Battle of the Wooden Paddles begins.
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Pervy, no? xDDD
I wrote the beginning half in math...sorry that I didn't continue the bath scene. It's just, well, what are we gonna do? Have see-through shirts and strip? =S Nah. And no looking up my bathrobe. >.<
Okay, that's it for now.
SnowPheonix · Wed Sep 13, 2006 @ 12:21am · 5 Comments
