The Mishaps Of sippy And Fatman.
Chapter 6 3nodding
fatman: ... * shoots all the rounds * ... eek
sippy: * tosses the gun to fatman * here
bush ( president ):whatre you guys going to do?
sippy: shudap please...
bush: i just wanted to know...
sippy: SHUDAP OLD MAN!!!! scream
bush: emo ... stressed ... * punches sippy in the kidney and bashes a small doll
( from the small world ride ) over your head * huh... * acting tough * yeah...
sippy: AUGH!!! * falls *
bush: * runs *
fatman: * sees bush running for the exit and runs after him *
~ shots flying past me as the guards shoot at me ~
gaurds: * shooting at fatman *
fatman: * running *
bush: * got shot in the shoulder * gonk * falls to the floor crying *
fatman: * jumps on the president *
sippy: * gets up *
gaurd: * breaks a chair over his head *
sippy: * falls to the floor * OOWWWW... * looks at the gaurd * evil
gaurd: eek ... * looks at the broken chair * .... sweatdrop
sippy: * gets up and japs in in the eye 50 times and then throws him in the dumpster *
fatman: * picks up bush and runns for the exit *
sippy: HEY FATMAN!!!!! * runs with me *
~ in slow motion ~
fatman & sippy: * runs out of a corner pushing people out of the way *
~ hundreds of gaurds come behind me and sippy and 2 helicopters ~
fatman: * pulls out a detenater and presses it *
sippy: what the hell is that??
fatman: ... you'll see
sippy: ??????
~ out of nowhere a gocart comes out of the ground ~
fatman: jump in sippy!!! * hands him the president *
sippy: * grabs him and runs to the gocart *
fatman: * gets in the driver seat * COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream
sippy: * drops bush * eek
fatman: eek
gaurds: eek
everyone watching on tv: eek
the democrats: whee
sippy: * picks up the president and gets in the car *
fatman: * drives away *
Sippy and chris are speeding
Fatman: Muahahahaha!! nobody can get us now!
Bush: You wont get away with your evil schemes, you low lifes!
Fatman: *smacks in the face* Shutup! scream ..Hey Sippy, tie his a** up! scream
Sippy: *Ties up bush* Hehehehe.. wait...for the finishing touch..*Puts a bag over his head*
Bush: What...what are you doing!? I cant see!! damn you!!!
Sippy: Put a sock in it old geezer. *smacks bush*
Bush: Agh! sad What do you guys want from me!?
Fatman: We want you to make a new law that states " men & woman of all ages are aloud to have coffe" ...And we also want you to let us take over the whitehouse twisted
Sippy: Yo! fatty, we got company..
Just then 12 police cars appear behind them and a helicopter over head
Fatman: Just when i thought everything was going swell...
Helicopter announcer: Stop right now and turn over the president, or we'll be forced to shoot!!
Fatman: *Stops the car* ......
Sippy: What are you doing!? scream
The cop cars surround them
Sippy: Oh man!! were dead! WERE DEAD!! AHHHHHHHH!
Fatman: Hey sippy..
Sippy: Yeah?!
Fatman: Remember when I said along time ago?
Sippy: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!??????
Fatman: buckle up.....*Presses button*
Just then all the swat moves in on them with there guns
Sippy: Were goin' to prison!!!!! *puts hands behind head obeying cops orders*
Just as sippy puts his hands up, the car speeds down the road
Fatman: Wheee haw! Nitrious baby!!! *Steers the car*
Sippy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *buckles up* WTF!? the car has fire coming out of the gas gauge!!!!!!!!
Fatman: Heheheh...you aint seen nothing yet.
some police managed to catch up, and the helicopter sticks on them with the light flashing on em
Sippy: There back!! take the highway! we'll lose em there for sure.
Fatman: *steers along the highway* Hey Sippy! reach inside the trunk! I got something back there that will solve the cop problem.
Sippy: *reaches in trunk* eek ...A rocket launcher?!
Fatman: *Presses button again to make gokart faster* Go! go! launch it at em! twisted
Sippy: *Launches at the helicopter* Muahahahahahaha! take that republicans!
The helicopter flies down falling onto the cop cars & swat cars
~Silence~
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*******************EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!***********************
Fatman: Wuahahahahahaahaha!*speeds off highway* we got em! now to make are escape! *stops the car at a dark tunnel*
Sippy: Woah.. umm...where are we?
Fatman: Were here to escpare of course!.. c'mon get out. *gets out*
Sippy: *Throws the president out of the car and gets out after him* get out noob..
Bush: I know who you guys are.....YOUR TERRIORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fatman: ...Not really...
Sippy: It's a good thing he has a bag over his face.. stare
Just then Fatman presses a button that spawns 2 escape pods
Fatman: Lets go! *runs inside one and slides down into the portal*
Sippy: Great.. I gotta share a pod with this old man....Ewwwwwww..*throws bush in one and hops in it*
Bush: You act as if I wanted to do this...
Sippy: trust me, someone who has a fugly wife and cant go out much, Im sure as hell know you wanted this....f**..... *presses button to go down the portal*
To Be Continued... ninja
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