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The Mishaps Of Sippy And Fatman.
Chapter 10 3nodding


The cop car pulls up at broken down police station...

Cop: ...Were here... wink *Opens sippy door*

Sippy: ...Damn...this isn't fare....

Just then another cop appears

Cop2: hehehehee... You ready to show him?

Cop: ...Yep.... hehehe....heh...

Sippy:.... Woah!? what are you guys talking about?! Show me what???

Cop: ... *Pulls cop hat off and cloths* 3nodding Whats up sippy! Hahaha!

Sippy: ! What the f*ck!? #5? What the...

Cop2: *Takes sherrif hat off* ... Ta-Da!!!! .....

Sippy: ........ eek ..I-It's !!!! ..... Who the hell are you?

#5: Thats Java.. He's new to the crew...

Sippy: ......... I dont get it.......

Java: I dont either... just go along with the script... ..ummm... yeah ..Well anyways we got you good!!!! Hahahaha! ...

#5: Hah, yeah "Noooo dont take me to jail!!!" xd You should have saw your face...hehehe..

Sippy: ..Whatever.... Hey was Fatman in on this? ...

Java: Ummmm.... No... why?

Sippy: whee Thats perfect! We can get him back for selling out on me!

#5: Hmmm... that would be a bit funny....hah....

Java: But what are we gonna do to get him...

Sippy: ..I got it..Were all gonna be police!

Java: ...Again... stare

Sippy: yeah! Were gonna arrest him and he's gonna be crying and stuff saying "but Im white plzz!!!" hahaa i can see it now.....

#5: iight, Im in.

Java: ...i guess so... c'mon.. lets get out of this police staion eek

They all hop in the police car and ride off on the long rode

Sippy: ...This means war.... twisted


Sippy: ok here's how it's going to happen...

back at the road

Fatman: man... i feel kinda bad for leaving sippy to go to jail all by himself.... but at least he'll have a lot of friends on the inside.............................

cop car pulls over

Sippy: * painted white eek * Hey, you get on your knees!!!

#5 and Java: put your hands up

Fatman: . . . . . . . . . . . * runs *

sippy #5 java: * chases Fatman *

Fatman: * runs into a bar *

sippy: * stops * .....

#5 and java: whats wrong??

sippy: i'm not going in there...

#5: why not?

Java: i know... it's just a bar...

Sippy: * points at the name of the bar *


Java: ..*Reads*... "Big Al's Gay Roundup" eek

#5: .... sweatdrop ..Yeah.. Thats enough pranks for tonight.. cyaaa! *Walks off*

Sippy: .. eek yeah me too.. Im kinda tired anyways..I think thats enough punishment

Sippy and 5 walk off

Java: .... I wonder if boss is okay? ....

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Inside Big Al's Gay Roundup

Fatman: ....Uhhh.... *Looks around seeing gay guys rub each other* .. eek

Homo Al: Hiya cutey! Welcome to Big al's gay round up.. where we come to you... wink

Fatman: .. eek (Did he just wink at me...?!)

Homo Al: .... stare You gonna say something chubby? ...

Fatman: ... I think Im gonna go now... thank you...

Homo Al: What?! You just got here!

Fatman: ...Thank you but I really gotta go.. I uhh.. gotta go somewhere... sweatdrop

Homo Al: Your a little wussy arn't yah!! You fat hog!!

Fatman: !? WHAT YOU CALL ME!? you confused and lost homo! f*ck you and ALL YOUR UGLY GAY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!

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Gay guys in bar: WHAAAAAAAAT?! *People pull out there whips and knives*

Fatman: ..... I said..... umm..... LOOK A CONGRESSMAN BANNING GAY MARRAIGE!*Points*

Gay guys in bar: w-Where!?

Fatman: *Takes off out of the bar*

Java: .... Boss! are you okay...? Why are you running?

Fatman: WTF man!? RUNNNN!!!! scream scream

Angry homo's: AYY! You!!!!!!!

Fatman & Java: scream AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! scream

They take off running down the road as they get chased down


Fatman: Oh God... Why did i have to call them ugly fat gay homo's??

Java: * sprinting like crazy * What the hell did you...

Fatman: Hey... are those cop cars??

Java: Yes... YES IT IS.............. WERE SAVED!!!!

Fatman: * looks at the car closely and see's that there are 3 people in that car and that it can only hold one more person *

Java: * saw the same thing as Fatman *

they both look at each other and dash toward there destiny

Fatman: * opens the door jumps in and closes it in front of Java *

Java: OH GOD!!!!!!! PLEASE LET ME IN--

Gets jumped by all the gay homo's

Java: H-H-Hey whats that hard thing thats getting bigger and bigger-- eek

Fatman: * locks the door *

Sippy: oh hey man... you made it out of there alive.....

#5: so... i see your ok...

To Be Continued... ninja