The Mishaps Of Sippy And Fatman.
Chapter 9 3nodding
Fatman: <.< ..... ;'>.> ... Tiiimmmeee to goooo... eek *Backs away slowly and runs off*
Sippy: w-Wait! were ya going!!!!!! YOU FAT TWINKIE SELL OUT! scream *Gets slammed* Augh! gonk
Fatman: *Walks around in hallway* Hmm...Room 215....Hmmm...the hells this place at?.....*Walks up to room 215* Here we go! *Opens door with key*
The place has two beds and enough for two
Fatman: Well.....Looks like there was room for sippy after all...*Lays down on bed*
Just then as he lays down a figure of a body appears on the other side of the room
Fatman: ... eek ..... Theres no such thing as the bogie man! there's no such thing as the bogie man!
Mysteriousfigure: Hello..."Fatman"..
Fatman: eek ..w-Who are you?
Mysteriousfigure: *Turns on the light* Hmm... Im Java. Former leader of the "Folgder's in your cup" gang. Iv'e come to join the cause my brother..
Fatman: ....Wait...did you say Folgder's in you cup!?......
Java: Umm, yeah.. neutral
~Silence~
Fatman: ..................................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! xd HAHA!
Java: Umm..I-
Fatman: HAHAHA...Foldger's in your cup gang..Hahaha........aHAHAHAHAHAHA! blaugh ...hah....ahe....heh...hehe.....heeeeeeh.....
Java: Hey! dont mock my people! I just came here to join your cause, thats all!
Fatman: ahe...hehe....Okay, okay. What makes you good enough to join are rebelion..?
Java: well... You see.. the government destroyed are coffe... *tears up* they said that we were drinking way too much...but.....We didnt even drink alot!!
Fatman: .. o.O
Java: They...they killed my family....my friends...everyone.. cry So, I want to get vengence! I'll do anything! let me join in please!
Fatman: hmmmm.... Sorry we dont need sobbers along board. sorry... your not fit for the job buddy.
Java: What? but I actually have some men ready to fight the cause! ..the hell's your men?! huh?
Fatman: ....true... Fine, your in. Welcome to The starbucks rebelion! We'll meet up at the Inn's bar tommorow morning at 9pm. Now get the hell outta my room...tired, ya know? sweatdrop
Java: !!! 3nodding Yes sir!! Me & the rest of my men left will come! *walks out of room*
Fatman: hmm... I got a good feeling about this kid. *Lays down to go to sleep* ......i wonder what happen to Sippy? o.O ... Oh well!!! * goes to sleep *
fatman: * wakes up from a wierd dream * oh... wow.... i hade a wierd dream that sippy was dying in the room right next to me because wrestlers were sitting on him
sippy: X_X
wrestler: i've never been with a skinny man before...
sippy: eek ... scream LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fatman: * heard the scream of a little skinny java drinker being raped * ... was that sippy??? i guess he found a place to sleep...
fatman: * walks into the room and see's cops picking up sippy and throwing him in the back seat of the cops car *
sippy: WHAT THE HELL... I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cop: you raped that fat wrestler!!!
sippy: eek ... NO I DIDNT!!!!!!!!
cop: you sicken me!!! stare
sippy: gonk I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!!!!!
cop: * walks away *
sippy: YOU RACIST--
~ not very far away ~
* the fat wrestler crying telling the cops that he was raped *
sippy: gonk
fatman: * walks up to the car *..... what did you do while i was sleeping???
sippy: I DIDNT DO ANY ***** *** **** **** *** *** WHY WOULD I RAPE A FAT **** ***** *** ???????
fatman: you lonely... lonely... little man....
sippy: i didnt do it...
fatman:.... ok... but not much i can do right now man ... sorry...
cop: * runs up behind fatman and throws his head to the hood of the car *
fatman: * bleeds * ... what the --
cop: you sick bast***!!!
fatman: what????
cop: you hit that old lady ...
fatman: * remembers when the old lady was beating him with a purse full of bricks then he pushed her over * ... i didnt hit her...
cop: tell it to the judge!!!!!!!!!!!
fatman: * looks at sippy * ..... you gotta help me...
sippy: " not much i can do right now man... sorry..... " stare
fatman: gonk
cops: * throws fatman in the car next to sippy *
fatman & sippy: ... great!!! stressed
Cop: * gets in the car * stare you sick homo...
Fatman: How am i a sick homo
cop: not you.... him
sippy: gonk how am I a sick homo
cop: cant get your own and you rape a fat wrestler....... shameful... * turns on the music *
sippy: * looks at Fatman * i blame you for this
Fatman: me? you blame me?
sippy: yes... i blame your fat twinkie, white supremacy, slave selling, plantation owning, religion forcing, CRACKER
The music skipps a track
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cop: your a cracker? Why didny you say so?
Fatman: ... But i'm not whi-
cop: i dont believe we were taking a white person to jail.... sorry about that, will let you go at this gas station and say that you got loose and ran
Fatman: ................................................. blaugh
Sippy: . gonk .
Fatman: .... in this case... i am white.
Cop: * pulls over and lets fatman out of the car * you be good now.
sippy: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fatman: see you when you manage to escape.. * waves as they drive away *
Sippy: scream YOU RACIST SON OF A--
the cop closes the window
To Be Continued... ninja
( Sorry if that last part seemed a bit racist.... but it was funny xd )
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