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The Mishaps Of Sippy And Fatman
Chapter 15 3nodding


Con: Sir Java! ! *Bows down to Java* Were here to help! and join the your crew!

Fatman: Woah, Woah hold on.... just who are you people? *hops out car*

Java's henchmen: Were Java's henchmen! We serve him proud! and live in the name of coffe!

Con: Were here to help your cause...

Fatman: Okay.. but if you willing to join you guys have to look up to me as your Boss... got that?

One of the henchmen: ..... what?... huh?

Java: it's okay guys...

Henchmen: YES SIR FATMAN BOSS!!

Sippy: Welcome to the crew guys! Alright guys lets get roll! YEE-HAW! *Starts up hummer*

Fatman: Alright! Lets move out! Henchmen you ride with Java on the buss, everyone else follow my lead!

Con: ...Java... Why are you driving a school buss?... stare

Java: ...Dont ask... stare



Garage opens


Alex: Alright guys cya later, and dont reck the cars so easily!

Fatman: *Starts up jaguar* hehehe We wont! ..I hope not ..Cya later Alex!

Sippy: hehehe! Wendell Dr. here we come to get those blue prints of yours!



They all speed out of the garage to there journey located at Wendell Dr.


Fatman: * drives to the end of the driveway when Alex comes and jumps in the way *

Everyone: eek

Alex: eek

Everyone: eek * slams the brakes and crashes into each other destroying some of the cars *

All the cars flipped over except the bus which is still there untouched

Java: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Everyone: * pulls out knives and chains and guns *

Java: AHahaha.. ha....ha...Oh God...

after 2 minutes of Java despretly trying to escape but getting beat in the very end...

Alex: Hey everyone... I just got off the phone with a friend of mine. He's having a party at his house and he just asked me to go get some hookers and bring a few friends....

Everyone: * looks at each other and then discusses what we will do *

Alex: I was just wondering if you guys wanted to come...???

Fatman: ............. * looks at Alex * We decided to go to the party and then leave... but were going to need more cars...

Alex: dont worry about it. * pulls out a remote and presses a button and three garage doors open up showing antique Fararies, Mustangs, Corvets * I said that i had it all covered...

Everyone: eek ... twisted

Fatman: Alrighty then... i guess that we are going to be leaving tomorrow... * cough * I call the Corvet * cough *

Java: I call the--

Sippy: * punches Java in the face * The hell you do..... You get the Bus because it's not broken stare

Java: gonk

Alex: Alright. I guess it's about time for me to go to Wal-Mart and buy some Hookers. And since you all are going to be coming along... i guess that were going to be using most of the cars...

Fatman & Sippy: ALRIGHT!!!!!!! scream

Alex: Alright. Sattle up guys..*Hops in a Classic caddilac whip*

Sippy: *Walks up to Alex's car* Hey Alex? Whats up with the old caddliac??

Alex: C'mon man... you know I had to keep it classic..*Rides out of drive way*

Sippy: Rich a** mofo'...

Alex: ...Sippy you say something?? o.0

Sippy: Yeah, I said... umm. I took a Uh-oh.....In my pants....

Alex: eek

Sippy: eek



SILENCE...



Alex: ...Anyways lets go ride! *Speeds off*

Sippy: ..... eek *Slowly hops in the Ferari and speeds off*

Fatman: *Sips Coffe and rides off in his corvet with them*

#5: Wait up! *Jumps in Mustang and speeds off*

Java: .......Damn... *gets in the bus and looks at the mirror to see his men in the back playing around*

Con: C'mon! we gotta catch up with them Java!!

Java: gonk *Drives off leaving smoke behind*



[They arive at Wal-Mart]


To Be Continued... ninja