The Mishaps Of Sippy And Fatman.
Chapter 8 3nodding
fatman: did you get the info.
sippy: yeah i got--
~ hears thumping noises from the cell ~
fatman: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
bubba: WHO'S YOUR DADDY? WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
fatman: eek
fatman: how did you get that info???? gonk
sippy: ..... eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr sweatdrop it's a long story ok... but the point is i got the info
fatman: stare ok...
sippy: he said that the blue prints are at Wendell safe house in washington D.C
fatman: ... let's go then.
sippy: can i drive?
fatman: stare ...... sure 3nodding * throws you the keys *
sippy: * catches them * whee i can finally drive something besides the girl next door ... ninja ... * jumps into the gocart * come on fatman
fatman: why: * gets into a Mazda RX7 * i have this beauty... who needs that playtoy?
sippy: eek ... where the hell did you get that--...
fatman: * turns on the car * oh... and sippy... try to keep up.
Fatman: *Speeds off and leaves sippy in the dust*
Sippy: You .....b*****d...... *Drives off*
Both are speeding down a road
Fatman: *Blast radio* whee Diz my song! *Jams to music*
Sippy: cry For once i get a chance to drive someone... gonk passed ...me by
-30 mins later-
Night fall
Fatman: He sippy! we gotta find some shelter!
Sippy: stare I need shelter more than you...*cough*
They drive by an Inn
Fatman: *Stops and gets out* Cool, they have a bar also.
Sippy: *Gets out* My....legs.....hurt...*collapse to the floor* gonk Mother earth!!!! *Kisses the ground*
Fatman: C'mon, Lets see if we can get a room.*Walks towards Inn*
Sippy: Wait up! *runs beside Fatman*
-Inn-
Staffguy: Hello and welcome to "Deserna Inn!" how may I help you?
Fatman: Yeah, uhh we'd like to get a room please...
Staffguy: .... eek Why?
Fatman: Because were tired and we need some sleep.....p***k...
Staffguy: .........Why?
Sippy: Hey homo, get us a room now!! scream
Staffguy: WHY!? WHY!? HUH? WHAT? WHY!? *Eye twitches*
Fatman: I think this guys been skipping his meds...
Staffguy:WHY WHY WHY.......
~Silence~
Staffguy: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy............ eek Whyyyyyyyyyyy? Beep!.....Beep!.....Beep!....... Why?
Fatman: *Jumps over the counter and tackles him* you b*****d *punch* HAND US THE KEY *punch* TO ARE ROOM! *Punch* scream
Staffguy: ......have a nice day.. *Gives them the key* ...Ugh.... *passes out*
~Silence~
Sippy: Oooooookay......Anyways Im tired. sweatdrop
Fatman: Yeah.. Lets hit the sack. *Kicks staffguy in the gut and digs in his pocket to take his wallet* ninja *Hops over the counter and walks upstairs with Sippy*
fatman & sippy: * walking upstairs *
fatman: hey... where are you going to sleep?
sippy: what do you mean??
fatman:... dude i get a key... for my room * points to the door * where's your key?
sippy: you didnt get me a key??
fatman: cant you get your own key?
sippy:* pushes fatman to the wall * punk
fatman: stressed * punches in the gut * huh... want some more??
sippy: you did it now... * punches fatman in the jaw * come'on fatty... i'm just getting started!!!
fatman: * spits out blood * twisted * grabs sippy and tackles him through the wall *
~ in room 101 ~
fatman: * sitting on sippy punching him in the chest * i thought you were better than that!!!
sippy: * kicks fatman off of him * i am * grabs a chair and breaks it over my
head *
fatman: augh... * trips sippy * HERE!!! * kicks him in the balls as hard as i can *
sippy: eek gonk stressed
fatman: * picks him up and throws him at the wall *
old lady ( lives in the room ): * hits fatman in the groin
sippy: * goes through the wall *
~ room 102 ~
sippy: ow... i'ma get that fat twinki...
-- there are 5 OVERWIEGHT wrestelers in room 102 --
sippy: eek ................................................ sweatdrop
~ room 101 ~
old lady: * hitting fatman with a purse full of bricks * get the hell outta my room
fatman: * jumps into the hole leading to room 102 * .. * looks at sippy getting body slammed by wreselers *
fatman: ... * looks at the old lady and then at the wreslers *
To Be Continued... ninja
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