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The Mishaps Of Sippy And Fatman.
Chapter 7 3nodding
( we dont mean to offend anyone in this story )


fatman: * gets out of the tube and into a underground cavern *'
sippy: * gets out * ... eek .... is this a ...
fatman: yes... yes it is a underground cavern
sippy: .... but when have you ever heard of a underground anything in florida
bush: AHA... we are in florida i knew it
fatman & sippy: ... stare ...
fatman: anyways... now where's the dude?
sippy: he died at the battle... remember?? * shivers *... all ... the... broken bats ...
fatman: augh... all those starbucks lovers...
bush: AUGH... STARBUCKS SUCKS... WHO COULD POSSIBLY LIKE THAT PLACE??
fatman: eek
sippy: eek stressed * brakes a chair over his head *
bush: AUGH * falls *
fatman: * smakes bush and then sippy * STARBUCKS IS AWSOME!!... AND THAT COST'S 50 $!!!
sippy: * looks at the broken chair *
fatman: Mr.President... this is how it's going to go
bush: i'll never talk... you wont be able to interagate me!!! you youngsters dont have what it takes!!!!
sippy: * kicks bush in the balls as hrd as he can *
fatman: gonk
bush: ...
sippy: ... didnt that hurt?
bush: what?
fatman: ... he just kicked you in the balls...
bush: oh.. he did.... oh -- then i mean AUGH OW A...
sippy: stare
fatman: stare

~ silence ~

fatman: ok... we are going to make the white house into the biggest starbucks in the world * evil laugh *
sippy: * evil laugh *
bush: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fatman: yes... we... will... but first were going to need you to hand over the blueprints of the white house...


-1 hour later-

Bush: Noo! NEVER!!!! I wont give in!

Sippy: *Wacks him over the head with a wooden bat* Where are they!?

Bush: UGH! *falls over* ...stupid youngsters....I wont give into your terrorist acts! I shall fight and show you the liberal way of JUSTICE! AND FREEDOM! ALL HAIL AMERICA, land of the hope, land of the dreams!

Sippy & Fatman: ...... eek

Bush: .......


~Silence~



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Fatman: *Stuns him with a stun gun*

Bush: UGH! *passes out*

Sippy: eek ............ yeah He's gonna be out for awhile.....

Fatman: Yep....

Sippy: *drags his body out of the interagation room* whee



-2 hours later-

Bush: ..... *Wakes up in a cell next to a blackguy named Bubba*

Bubba: Hey, big boy. ;D

Bush: ......Who the hell are you?

Bubba: Imma black guy named bubba.. heart

Bush: eek ....Whats with the heart?...

Bubba: I love you. I want you. I wanna have your children. heart

Bush: GET ME OUTTA HERE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! gonk

Sippy walks up to the cell

Sippy: ...Well, well look who woke up.

Bush: You gotta get me out of here! PLEASE! I-I think this guy behind me wants to..."have you-know-what" with me! I'll do anything! just get me out!!!!!

Sippy: Hand over the blueprints then.

Bush: ....n-NO!!! scream

Sippy: *stands up in a perfect posture* Well then.. hope you enjoy your stay with bubba back there. hehehehehe....

Bubba: Yaaaaaay! heart ;D

Bush: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! gonk w-Wait! I'll give you them!

Sippy: ... twisted goodboy. Where are they?

Bush: There...at a safehouse..

Sippy: and where is this safe house? Mm?

Bush: The code is 9864-0443 at the Wendell safe house in washington D.C

Sippy: *writes information down* thats what I like to hear.. *walks off*

Bush: w-WAIT! YOU SAID YOU'LL GET ME OUT IF I TELL!!!!!!

Bubba: heheheheh. *unzip* Where gonna have fun. twisted I'll be the master this time, and you can be my slave..

Bush: n-No! NO!!!!! NO NO NO NO NOOOO! NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHHHHH!!!!

To Be Continued... ninja