The Mishaps Of Sippy And Fatman.
Chapter 5 3nodding
fatman: alright * pulls out a pelvic machine gun * lets do this--
cop: * tackled fatman *
sippy: eek
crowd: eek .......... stare * pulls out guns and bats *
fatman: * looks at the cop * bye...
crowd: scream * surrounds the cop and beats him to a pulp *
cop: X_X
fatman: * gets up * ... anyways... * cough * the president is currently... * looks at his " cracker tracking " device * on ... eek ... it's a small world after all...
sippy: i love that ride...
crowd: ....
fatman: ....
sippy: sweatdrop
fatman: ... anyways... lets do this!!!!!
-- crowd runs threw crowds of people --
crowd: move!!!! scream
fatman: ok * arrives at the ride * ... eek ... eerrrr * looks at all the helicopter's and hundreds of people with guns protecting the ride *
sippy: LETS DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream
crowd: runs
cops: eek ... gonk ... * runs toward the crowd *
crowd: running and screaming *
cops: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
crowd: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
~ battle rages for 30 minutes ~
fatman: * punches a cop in the face * ... thats the last one...
sippy: * breathing really hard holding bats in each hand *
fatman: * looks at the crowd and the cops * ... well... there all died.
sippy: darn it... i guess it just leaves us...
fatman: * looks at the device * ... he is still in there...
sippy & fatman: * runs in *
fatman: * points * there!!!
sippy: * jumps on him * AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
sippy: * punches him 10 times * this is for jimmy... O_o
fatman: get off of him...
sippy: * grabs him *...
Micheal Jackson: oww... hey little kids heart
fatman: eek
sippy: eek
fatman: may i have that bat?
sippy: of course * hands fatman the bat *
fatman: * breaks the bat on Micheal Jackson's face *
fatman:..... where's the president??
sippy: i dont know... what happened about that device of yours?
fatman: oh... the cracker locating device... * pulls it out * ... i dont get it....
Sippy&Fatman: *Walk around*
Sippy: yo..are we closing in on him or what?
Fatman: *reads cracker device* ....Hmmm...! it says he's at the Goofy plane ride!*runs* c'mon!
Sippy: Aye! wait for meh! whee
--Goofy plane ride--
Sippy: This is it....*sips coffe* ninja
*see's secret service guys in the bushes* wow...I dunno bout' this Fatman.. sweatdrop
Chris: No! we cant give up now man.
Sippy: >.< Fine.. *pulls bat out* lets roll!
they make it at the entrance then a gaurd comes up to them
Gaurd: sorry but you guys cant go in...
Fatman:What!? How come?
Gaurd: For certain reasons only sir. I cannot explain why. Now leave the premises.
Sippy: surprised I think he's a RACIST!
Gaurd: no, dont even play that card on me..
Sippy & Fatman: *growls at him* *pulls weapons out at him*
Gaurd: CODE RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sippy & Fatman: *Runs off*
They get outta there before cops come
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Sippy: man..were never gonna get em...
Fatman: Wait...I have a plan! twisted
Sippy: what is it!?
-5mins later-
Gaurd still gaurding the entrance
*Sippy & Fatman run up to him and beats him down with bats*
Gaurd: b-Bastards... *Passes out*
~Silent~
Sippy: Lets go! *pulls gun out* *runs down the entrance with Fatman*
Fatman: *reads tracker* He's still in here! he's at the upper gift shop of the ride!
They manage to shoot some of the secret service opts and make it to the president
Sippy: *Tackles president*
President bush: GAHHHH! HOLY HOTSAUCE!!!!
More secret service guys come
Fatman: *gets sippys cover* lets go! i cant hold them all off!!!
Sippy: *grabs the president* Get up!! *smacks* .. Okay Lets get the hell outta here! *runs with the president*
To Be Continued... ninja
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