The Mishaps Of Sippy And Fatman
Chapter 4
-- at disney --
fatman: is everyone here?
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
cops: ..,. stare
sippy: there sure are a lot of cops... * looks around *
fatman: just calm down...
#5 ( a person from the crowd ): the president will be here at 3 pm
fatman: good job... thanx
#5: thanx * walks away * ok lets go and have fun until the president get's here whee
sippy: yeah... disney... so fun... ok... sure... like i havent been here 5 times each year...
everyone: let's go!!!!!!!
-- 1 PM --
fatman: ok everyone... split up and we will all meet here at 5 ok?
crowd: yes scream
cops: ... stare ... stare ...
fatman: hey sippy... you come with me ok?
sippy: why?? stare
fatman: because where going to see Mickey... if you know what i mean * wink wink *
sippy: oooooooooohhhhhhhhh... i get it... * pulls out metalic bat smiling *
fatman: eek ... where the hell did you get that???
sippy: * swinging the bat * i never leave home without it 3nodding
fatman:.............. ok...
sippy: * puts the bat away *
-- 2 PM --
fatman: ... where the hell is that freakin rat???
sippy: gonk i have no clue....
fatman: ... we have to find it!!!
sippy: * looks really hard * ... hey... i think i see him
fatman: WHERE ???
sippy: * points * there
fatman: * looks *... thats him
-- 3 PM --
sippy & fatman: * waits in line *
sippy: why are we waiting in line?
fatman: because it would be rude to skip all these people.
sippy: stare ... riiigggghhhhttt.
fatman: are you ready?
sippy: heck yeah... * gets a grip on the metalic bat *
- the announcer - it's your turn kids
fatman: thanx
sippy & fatman: * walkes up smiling *
fatman: heres our chance!!!
sippy: i know whee
sippy & fatman: * looks at mickey *
Mickey: * waves *
~ silence ~
sippy: * breaks his bat over mickeys head * ahahahahahahaha
fatman: * body slams him to the floor *
sippy: * hiting Mickey with the broken bat *
all the little kids watching: gonk
all the teenagers watching: * laughs *
fatman: * uppercuts Mickey and his mask falls off *
all the little kids watching: gonk oh nnoooooooo Mickey's a mexican gonk
sippy & fatman: * runs *
--4PM--
Sippy, #5 , chris: *walking around*
Fatman: Man...Theres so many gay people here
Sippy: yeah this place sucks...
Fatman: No, seriously GAY....
Sippy: ...Dear...god....
#5: I understand why there here...I mean all gay people know that disney is the spot for all gays...
Sippy & Fatman: (o.O) ?
#5: I mean seriously, Look at micheal jackson for instance.. He says he goes to disney to only see peter pan!
Sippy: Really? ....Wow i always thought they were just good, good, very close friends...
Fatman: Hahaha..yeah there close alright..In the bedroom..
#5: And now he has his own "Disney" at his house....Ewww....
Goofy walks up to them
Goofy: HIYA KIDS! *pets fatman on the head*
Fatman: Hey..off me!
Goofy: *pat* *pat* *pat* Your a goodboy arn't you?
Fatman: evil ....
Goofy: WHO'S A GOOD BOY!? WHO'S A GOOD BOY!!???? *Rubs his belly*
~Silence~
Fatman: *Punches goofy in the face* scream YOU LITTLE HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sippy: *watches him beat the stuffing out of goofy* hmm..I hate goofy....
#5: Me too... Lets get kick his a**!
Goofy getting stomped
Goofy: AUGH! AHH UGH! OHH GUHHHHH!!!!! I JUST WANTED LOVE!
Fatman: how do you like that you b*****d!! *kicks eye*
Sippy: Were gonna F you up like we did to your pal mickey! *throws trash can at him* scream by the way tell ya boss that the Starbucks rebilion says "hello!"*jabs*
--5pm-- (The beating is over)
-The starbucks rebels gather-
Fatman: Okay men, women....even children!.. Are you ready to let the world how we feel about coffe!!!!!!???? And tell Usa to stop neglecting the way of the coffe?!
-Crowd cheers-
Sippy: Lets do this.. scream *cocks gun*
The president arrives..
To Be Continued... ninja
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