Splash slop.
Drip.
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Splash slop.
Lather. Rinse. Don't repeat.
Splash slop.
Drip.
Squeak.
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I stare at my wrinkly hands, wiggling my fingers slightly.
No, I'm not old. &.& No, I'm not aging prematurely. It's from the WATER, you dummies.
Yes, the water. It's my second shower of the day. D:
Well, not really. After spreading the filth around the house so it couldn't be seen, we were, of course, really dirty. And we wanted to wash our wigs. Well, they did. Rampage ate my hair long ago. Old story. But we couldn't but dirty, filthy, fake hair on our heads, could we?
~insert flashback erm...here. No, here. Wait...ah ha! Here. C:~
Glub-blub.
"Schquawwww!!! Water!!!"
"Wheee!!!"
Splash. Droplets of water spray everywhere.
"NOOOO!!! Help meeeeee~"
"I'm gonna drown." :C
"Look, I can FLOAT."
"Ha ha, slowpokes, you guys can't swim as fast as me."
Blurb. A wave crashes down.
"Eiiiiii!!"
We have landed in a pool. And it's actually clean. With chlorine and stuff. =o
I'm gonna be clean! xD
Ooh, pool noodles. I have to grab one. And one of those pool rings, too. And the kick boards...I haven't used one of those in awhile. An inflatable dolphin! Squee!
However, it seems someone has gotten to it before me. &.& &.& My stash is all gone!
Adri attack!!! She's in her mood again. You know, the one where she shrieks your name and starts whacking random people and random things? I feel so sorry for Sar sometimes...
Instead, I go to join Fae, Yunsi, Nerfe, and Des. A bit more...err, sane.
Pft. As if. o.0;;
The water around them is orange. ORANGE. Nope, it's not brown or red or yellow or green...it's Orange.
Wait, now it's turning purple...
The water around me is turning white...
And around Adri and Sar, it's a funny shade of oily black.
Erm...what happened? o.o Did someone turn on that switch again? That switch...that switch?
Last time, we nearly combusted.
Spontaneously, of course. How else?
And the time before that, we froze and had our own ice age. We all turned into such pretty shades of blue...wonder what'll happen this time?
Tick.
Tock.
Tick.
Tock.
All is silent. We all watch...but nothing happens.
Sniff. Sniff.
"Smells like sulfur."
"That's you."
"Really? Nah."
"You?"
"Maybe."
"I think it might be me."
"Oh. But doesn't it smell more like...potato?"
"No. Kinda like...a butt."
"You've smelled butt before?"
"Of course! Haven't we all?"
"Err--no."
"You're all missing out."
"You just don't have a life."
"Hey, you hear that?"
"What?"
"That buzzing?"
Bzzzzzzz...
"It's kinda loud..."
BZZZZZ...
"It's really loud."
BZZ BOOM.
-snizz snap fizz-
o.o
"Ha ha, you look funny."
"Wotcher mean? Your wig's all sticking up."
"So is yours."
"You don't think that we got electrifiededed by the pool, do you?"
"Maybe. Wait a second."
Poke. Snap.
"GAH-OUCHIE!!! My BUM!"
Nyah-nyah. Answer your question yourself, you--
"BUMMM!!!"
"GEEK!"
"NERD!"
"BABOON!"
"A$$!"
I am not those two flabby cheeks sprouting hair and moles on your ugly behind. >.< You PERV.
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Author's notes:
Okay, I've been writing and spewing crap for an hour. I think I'll stop. INSPIRATION!!! *goes insane*
SnowPheonix · Sat Sep 23, 2006 @ 04:17am · 9 Comments
