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"Hey, erm...Snow?"

"What?"

"Snow?"

"WHAT?"

"Sheesh, no need to blow up..."

"I'm trying to sleep, for the eight hundred and sixty second time..."

"Oh."

"..."

"Snow?"

"SHUT UP!"

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I wake up groggily that morning. Hmm, what's that?

=o *horrified gasp*

Oh crap. The sun's up. OHMYGOD!!!

I'm gonna be late for work! T_____T Fae's gonna skewer me, and I'm going to have to drag myself to the train station with a hole through my butt, and then Adri's gonna skewer my legs together because she was late too, so I'll have to roll there, and...!!!

@.<

Wait.

It's the weekend. =o Neeevermind, then. C:

Stretching so that the gigantic mattress beneath me creaks, I look about for a way off my bed. It's like this every morning when the sun's up. I mean, during the dark, I can just roll and roll and roll and roll and roll...until I fall 4 feet to the ground. When it's light, I can see the sharp table edge near by, and the huge crowbar that adorns the doorway, and then I get frightened...

So, thus, I must crawl. I make my way to the closest end of the bed (which, by the way, is still about 12 feet away) and I jump.

BOOM. Thunk.

Damn. Why couldn't the bed be just a bit smaller and a bit lower and a bit less big?!? >.< It's as if the bed maker expected all of LO to tumble around on this thing... D<

Sleepover!!!! =D

I head outside, trekking down the thirty-one stairs, past the eighteen corridors, down 2 more sets of sixteen stairs, each, and slide down the last banister of the curvy stairs. I like the curvy stairs. They're so...fun! ^^

Ah, that must be breakfast. The smell of rubber tire floats in the air, and I hear a can open. From the smell, it must be fish oil. And the clattering is the ever present sound of energy pills...

x.x

Doesn't breakfast sound brilliant?

In actuality, I find Adri, Nerfe, several green monkeys on a couch torn out from a limo, Sar, Yunsi, Fae...and empty seat, Rampage, and, er...the lamppost. You know, the one that always lives at the table?

Nevermind.

I take a seat on the chair and prod at the long strips of black stuff and the jiggly, watery mass drowning in oil. Bacon and eggs? Or fish oil and tire?

You decide.

Suddenly, Fae darts out of her seat. I blink. She's right there...wait, she's there. No, there. No, THERE! HERE! GAH! She's taken her hyper pills again, I think...

Suddenly, the table revolves. Rampage and I blink simultaneously.

They've all taken their hyper pills.

Adri bounces around Sar who somersaults over yunsi who spins around Nerfe who breakdances around Fae who slides around the green monkeys who dance around everyone else.

It's like there's no gravity. @____@

Ah well, I suppose I'll have to join the fun. I stare at the two innocent pills in my hand. They even have pretty faces drawn on them. Oh well.

I down them, and then everything goes nuts...

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Ha ha, I like this one. xPPP

I changed the journal format, because Fae pointed out to me that it would make the story easier to read. Very, very true. Hence, you will only see one update at a time. Not reading the story, err...backwards. And, as such, I will not be checking anything but the recent journal entry and the one before it for comments. Not any old ones. *pokes a suspiscious looking silhouette* Get it?

C:
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