Whooosh-splut...
Left...
Whoosh-squeee...
Right...
Whoomft!
Left...
Splassh...ssss...
Right...
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I know someone shrunk us and put us in the washing machine. I KNOW it! That idiot. When this super-loooooong one hour load is done, that freak won't know what hit him. Hmph!
Okay, I think someone put us in the washer. Maybe we're in a dishwasher?
I hate crabs. Pushy little things.
What if we have to go in the dryer later? DDDDx
"Hey...glub-glub, guys...sploot," someone sprays into my ear.
"Eww, what?"
"I'm seeing purple."
O.<
"Okay?"
Ssssh-sshplut!
"I'm kinda feeling nauseous..."
"Eww! Eww! Don't throw up on me!"
"Who cares?" Shploot. "The water'll wash us off anyway."
"What admin up there hates us...?" someone groans.
"Ooh! I know! It's Lanzer. Because we gave those infidel crabs our stuff!"
"Nah. It's probably Moony. I haven't talked to her in awhile..."
"Moonblossom's a mod, idiot."
"Mods have big powers too." =o
"Odysseus, save us!!!" someone wails. "Have pity! You went through the same thing!"
"No, he went through that stuff for hecka years. We've only been in this ocean for...33567...33568...33569 seconds!"
"Gah! You're counting?!?"
"I'm bored." xP
"Ooh...look at that!"
We all squint through the seaspray and the glassy waves.
"What?"
"Just look!"
"Ooh...a light. It's red."
"It's orange!"
"It's goooollllddddd."
"Ain't it pretty?"
"It's the sun, stupids." -_-;;
"Hey, I know, let's swim towards it!"
"With our legs and feet bound? I don't think so."
"Ooh!" Glub-glub. "Look down here!" Glub.
"So we can see the water?"
"Noo! There's an underwater city!"
"Mebbe we found Atlantis."
Suddenly, there a sucking feeling again. But this time, instead of sand, the water's a gigantic whirlpool, bringing us down to this 'underwater city'.
O.O
"Whee~"
"Circles...circles...circles..."
"Ellipse...hyperbola..."
"I can't swim!"
"I can't breathe! Underwater!"
"Ha ha, I have gills!"
"Shut up."
SHLOMP.
And the waves consume us.
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Author's Notes:
We're going to hell! =D
I'm kidding. -_-;;
But anyone have ideas of what we should encounter in the bottom of the sea?
Thank you! =D
SnowPheonix · Sun Feb 18, 2007 @ 05:29pm · 7 Comments
