Blink-blink.
Twiddle.
Tappity-tap-tap.
Whistle.
Blink.
Twiddle-twiddle.
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o.o
"Soo..."
"I'm booooored."
"Fo' shizzle." C:
"Sar, shut up." >.<
"Yeah, honestly, it's getting old."
"Fo' sho!" xD
"Sar!!!" x.x
It's quiet again, and we sit together in the darkness with nothing to do. My back leans against a rickety stool, and I can feel my spine protesting. I wiggle around a bit, then freeze when I hear the sound of a far-away crash.
Boom...boom...boom...BOOM...BOOM!!!
>.> Er...
"What was that?"
"Dominoes?" Des offers.
"Ha ha, no kidding."
"B--" Someone begins to retort, but it's interrupted by a voice I swear I've heard before...
"Where are those darn SAMURAI OUTFITS?!?" Another crash sounds.
I wince. Uh-oh.
"Stupid fool!" Adri screeches. "They don't sell clothes here! It's a furniture store! In fact, no one sells that stuff! NO ONE! Get it already!!!" >.<
"I want my samurai outfit...you get it already!"
I inch away from the noise, muttering. "Not here too..."
"Why? What happened?" someone chimes.
I reiterate to all of them, how just that morning I walked into the Barton Boutique to pick up Adri to go eat lunch...how I found adri and some demented dude yelling at each other...how Ian, oh gods, Ian, had to walk in, and Adri began fawning over him...
"Wow. Drama."
"Yeah. Talk about it." -_-;;
"You think they'll scream any louder? The lights might just turn on at this rate."
"Ha ha, just 2 decibels higher and not only would they turn on the lights, they'd burn every last light bulb!"
We turn back to them.
"I'll kill you with my katana, and the last thing you'll see is my blue yukata before your eyes before everything goes black...!"
"Don't be stupid! I'm already seeing only black!"
"You haven't seen it yet..."
Adri growls, and from the sound of tottering furniture, they've pounced.
"Ooh...sounds like fun," Sar says conversationally.
"Yeah. You know, maybe we should join in," Yunsi adds.
"One...two...three!"
I leap up, banging my head on a shelf. x.x I totter unsteadily on my feet, then trip over three legs, an arm, and a rather empty sounding head.
Clunk.
Looks like I found them. C:
I join in the fray with a "Yagawaggabloop!!", lashing out at any piece of human (or unhuman, in Des' case) flesh I can find. I'm certain that if you turned on the lights, you'd see more than just a gigantic, wriggling mass called a dust cloud.
Flicker.
"Gah! I'm blind!"
"You've always been blind, buffoon!"
"My EYES!!!"
Flicker...zap...hiss.
We all blink at once to see blinding white. Hmm...you know, maybe I'm dying. From some head wound or something. You know. You see the light...
Oh, nevermind. ^^; The store lights are on. I suppose we reached that decibel...why didn't we just do that earlier? >.<
"I can see." o.o
"I can see too." =o
"Pft. I can't. Your ugliness has permanently blinded me."
"Lol, so funny, Snow." -_-
"Ohmygawd...I can see...!!!"
"No duh."
"I think we've established that already..."
"No...N-No, I mean..."
"What?"
"ALIENS!!!"
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Author's notes:
I wonder who the aliens are. xD
This is early! Yay! =D
Hope you like it. I was writing this during a free period in band...in fact, I finshed writing this at 8:39 AM and 34 seconds...no, 37. Ah, who cares.
Till next time. C:
SnowPheonix · Sat Nov 04, 2006 @ 04:08am · 9 Comments
