You know what I would like to know so much that it fills me with sadness when I even begin to think of the undeserving universe EVER knowing the answer?!
Who the HELL IS THIS BEAR?!?! AND WHY IS HE SO GODDAMN DASHING!?!?  So hello to a pint-size toy that: -Fights dastardly sorts. -Drives fast cars! VROOM! -Smooches teh girlys! -Is the elite member of the British Secret Service! -Is Twelve Inches High!! Even In Heels!!! Which He Wears At Home! -Umm... He has a big round head!!! With big ears!!! Tehehe... You can tug the ears. TUG THE EARS!!!-He has a big fat a**! -And he thwarts communism! If you're wondering about that whole bear thing then you are not alone!!! scream I am chained down to my desk and forced to type that to help make everything more happy! I am also typing against my own free will, as my children are being threatened with torture! YAY!!!
NOW ANSWER MY QUESTIONS OR NO CHILD SUPPORT FOR YOU!!!! scream scream scream I personally hate all of these little questions and have impersonally filled them with little globs of lumpy hate! 3nodding Example Question! Read It Silently And Draw Little Pictures Of Naked People In Your Text Books As I Read It Aloud:
Q: Would You Ever Kiss Me?
A(over 110% of the population that I keep locked up in my journal voted this): Ewww! Is it legal to kiss something that ******** retarded!
ALL I WANT ARE NICE, UNIVERSALLY HAPPY ANSWERS!!! And maybe a little luff once in awhile!!! Why don't you luff me more often?!?!?! gonk
[_] go out with me?
[_] give me your number?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] let me take you out to dinner?
[_] let me drive you somewhere
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] be my bf/gf?
[_] have a fling with me?
[_] let me buy you a drink?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[_] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tap me in the a**?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] caress my body?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] let me wear your pants?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
D0 Y0U...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle wit me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
ARE WE...
[_] acquaintances?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
AM i...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] lovable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hooking up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
ARE Y0U...
[_] done with this survey?
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin bout me?
[_] going to repost this so that i will return the favor?
Remember this is only questionably tasteful fun! I WANT MY CHILDREN BACK!!! gonk gonk gonk
I also want a moosey, and some cardboard, and some candy canes, and some glue, so I can make like a house of moosey candy and some cool candy pants.... Ooh! And I want the power to eat bread!
Santa: Yes, yes, yes! Of course you can little boy or girl! I'll just---WAIT A MOMENT! NO ONE CAN HAVE THE POWER TO EAT BREAD!!!! scream Little bastards... stare
 Tea Party Crasher · Thu Jul 14, 2005 @ 10:11pm · 13 Comments |
