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Friends List: Status- Empty As Hell...o_0 |
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Why is my friend's list blank? If you read that question and didn't even guess at the answer then you are most likely a ********. I luff you... heart whee
My friend's list isn't empty, but today I'm going to ramble on about something more awesome. And awesome it shall be, or there will be much smiting this year! Cross my heart... scream
Yep, yeah, totally. I'm going to write about my friends!!! Turn around if you hate being:
1. Bored
2. Sticky
3. ******** Up
Enjoy the ride. If you decide to stand up/scream/leave/stab yourself/throw up on this ride then... YOU'RE DEAD DUMBASS!!!
Friend's List((Copy Write By: Me, Myself, and I. Directed By: N.B.U.D.Y.I.
N- Noob
B- Bumpers
U- United
to
D- Drive
Y- You
I- Insane
N.B.U.D.Y.I. bringing you closer... To your breaking point with random bumps and weird color fonts.))-
Celina: She pisses me off all of the ******** time!!! Her hobo-ness is not urber cool. STOP LIVING AT MY HOUSE DAMN YOU CELINA!!! Go get yourself ran over by many moving vans. Oh wait, never mind, you already look like you've been run over many times before! scream
Juskirin: I call her Juskirin, is that a crime now? People all yell at me about her name being 'Karin'. OK, Karen is my MOM'S name!!! I can't remember two people with the same name. I have constipation of the brain!!!
Amber: Me 'n Amber are drugged-up buddies! ZOMG!!! It 'tis lykeawesomeinacanofspam!!! You know it. We have FOUR periods together and make explosive devices in Science Class.
Sara: I KNOW I spelled her name wrong, but that's because you can't hear the 'h' in her name, so I want to be lazy and show my skills at typing names wrong. In Math class today she made a triangle and we named it "Sara's Sex Triangle!" The she renamed it to, "Sara's Sex-y Triangle!" Then I wrote stuff like, "You have a triangle Sara... Down there..." Tehehehe... You know, all that annoying laughter I do. Sara SO got Ash-A-Lai'd!!!
Nejiba: We make each other fail PE!!! Hooray! whee It's not our fault we run so slow that it looks like we're walking! Hello? Whore-filled PE teacher(Mrs. V) THAT IS US RUNNING!!! If I went any faster then that, I'd actually be getting exercise. I want to die young and live hard, and being healthy ruins my future plans! b***h... Nejiba likes this one guy... He has the GAYEST name. Ever. Damn, it doesn't help to be drunk when naming your children...
Anna/Chang: Too many hobo stories!!! Anna and Chang used to live at my house! I swear! Everyday they came over, ate my food, wasted energy on my T.V., ate my food again, kept eating, helped me egg the neighbor's house, ate the left over eggs, and then ran off into the sunset. I don't feel like making separate crap for each of them, because they've already wasted too much energy throughout my cozy-little house!
Elisa/Tiffy: I could make up a wonderful excuse for not making separate things for them, but I'm an experienced b***h that just rocks this world with meh bitchy-s**t! Tiffy and me made a post that went to the moon and back THREE TIMES!!! Take that N.A.S.A!!!
N- National
A- Aircrafts
for
S- Snipering
A- Ash-A-Lai
Elisa is a b***h. She gives me free chips and an apple almost everyday!!! THAT b***h!!! She's the nicest b***h I know, though. All the other bitches I know are all just on my 'Rich b***h' List. Yeah, I know, strawberry fanta-licious.
Ooh... It's been two long pages and an hour of my Wannabe Life is now gone. Sadness consumes my soul. I think I'll go cry myself a river of blood.
~*~Ta, Ta~*~
P.S. If you're wondering why your wallet is now empty then I needed bus money, so I could go to crack-town. I will never pay you back, that is a promise I swear to keep! blaugh
 Tea Party Crasher · Fri May 27, 2005 @ 01:57am · 5 Comments |
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