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Due to unpopular demand I will now post my entire Spring Break events in backwards order. Why? Because I want to make the world a better place. Don't believe that? Well, you shouldn't, I'm lying. I just want to fill up my journal with useless crap, so it'll look like I have a life... crying Let's all cry for me now. All cried out? No? Let's cry again for me. Good... I just sneezed. EVENT TIME:
Today(Saturday)- I slept in past 11 and missed my math lessons. Score! xd My Grandma's still here... I'm sick of it... I hate family members. They take over my house and I have to go hide in a corner. My Mom wants me to go swimming!!! gonk Great ******** plan Mom! Fill me up with Tuna Fish Sandwiches that are pumped up with raw onions and garlic! I'm telling you, it's like eating pure crap with more crap packed inside of it! scream Then force me to go swimming and drown due to not waiting an hour after I ate! I'm loved by everyone...
Yesterday(Friday)- Rachel(my bestest friend EVER) and I woke up and I ate Coco Puffs. It was a great meal until I realized the bowl wasn't clean and I just sat there for a minute staring at the brown dirt-crap floating around in my cereal! Celina came over and she couldn't go swimming due to 'feminine issues'. When I started bugging her to use a damned tampon she started crying because she couldn't go swimming! I started a Donation Thread to raise money for a Gaia present for Rachel, but no one cared once again, and I was left sitting in an empty thread bumping with boredom.
The Day Before Yesterday(Thursday)- I slept over at Rachel's house and we watched Chobits... whee Fun, fun, fun. We went to San Francisco and went riding in a boat with Rachel's dog! Everyone loves her dog and kept thinking it was my dog and asking me was kind of dog it was! I don't know ANYTHING about dog types!!! There's so many ******** types that I couldn't give a crap about! We saw a movie about some people who punch each other.
The Day Before The Day Before Yesterday(Wednesday)- Let's get something straight. I do not know how to spell wednesday... It sucks and it's sad at the same time! scream scream scream I went to Rachel's house and we went to the park with Katy, Celina, Julian, Nick(I don't remember or care what his name was, so I'm calling him Nick, deal with it!!!), the other Rachel, and Alexandra. We had a blast. Is that what you want to hear? Because I didn't exactly have a 'blast'. It was so ******** boring. I talked to Rachel and Julian for a while and it was like an eternity in Hell!!! Celina actually JUMPED off a ******** building's roof to get away from me! Am I really that annoying? We played Hide-'n-Go-Seek(don't laugh, I know you wish you could have played!) and they wouldn't let me hide! Losers... stressed We came back and my a** was covered in water and mud, because I fell down the freaken' slide and the bottom was coated in water! stare Everyone kept going, 'I'm bored.' 'This is boring.' and 'I wanna shoot myself!'. I gently suggested we should watch Chobits, everyone gently suggested that I should go to Hell. Then I more forcefully suggested that we watch Chobits... We ended up watching Ms. Congeniality, because everyone thinks my suggestions suck for some reason. Crappy society...
The Day Before The Day Before The Day Before Yesterday(Tuesday): I KNOW how to spell Tuesday, let's all feel happy for me and my spelling power!!! I played on Gaia. I played on Gaia. I played on Gaia. I ate candy. The end. Oh yeah, and I learned Math at the crappy 'Learning Center'.
The Day Before The Day Before The Day Before The Day Before The Day Before Yesterday(Monday): We didn't have Internet. I died inside. Fun, fun, fun. The Oregon Trail is the only game I own! So, I played it with full force!!! Killed all the people, was condemned to Hell, and shot a hell of a lot of animals! Oh, and gave all of the people in my Party cuss words for names! whee The partyin' just never stops at my house!!!
The Day Before The Day Before The Day Before The Day Before The Day Before The Day Before Yesterday(Sunday): More Relatives came over! I also noticed how many ******** times they play Boulevard of Broken Dreams on the radio!!! THAT SONG SUCKS a**!!! GET OVER IT PEOPLE!!!!!! American Idiot, Misery, and Holiday are good songs to play, but NO THEY HAVE TO PLAY THAT DUMBASS SONG OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!!! We ate ham, and I learned that I can be a perfectionist when it comes to cooking! My Mom is putting her perfectionist ways into me!!!! gonk crying gonk My life sucks. Kill me.
The Day Before The Day Before The Day Before The Day Before The Day Before The Day Before The Day Before Yesterday(Saturday): I DIDN'T HAVE TO LEARN MATH!!! And I didn't even have to set off a bomb in that damned learning center!!! They closed it down due to Easter, because for some reason they can close it down for Christian holidays but not for Jewish ones like Hannika!!! I'm not Jewish, but I want more holidays!!! I demand closer!!! The Internet has been cut off due to those dumb asses at the Alarm-System-Place. We got an Alarm System installed. Do not enter my house, the beeping noise drives you INSANE!!!
 Tea Party Crasher · Sat Apr 02, 2005 @ 10:57pm · 1 Comments |
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