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	CAN I BUY YOUR DEAD BODY?????!!!!!!!! x.O You want a description? Isn't reading about my life enough for you? God, so greedy!

	Why Does Jeeves Suck...?
	Why Does Jeeves Suck...?


st 'n-A!!! **** 'n-A!!! Do I really cuss that MUCH over the internet? DAMN STRAIGHT! Yes, I am straight, thank you very much dearies for asking... stare scream Dammit! Some random slut on Gaia asked if... Well, I don't feel like describing with too many words, because I'm a lazy person with morals of death crap. Random Slut on Gaia(probably Ashlee Simpson or someone else lesbian like that): Are you GAY?!?! OMG!!!yoho!!! eek Me(yay, It's Ash-A-Lai time!): What the smurfing ****? Like the bible says: SCREW THAT, HELL NO! Sucka'. Random Slut on Gaia(it could be Paris Hilton, I don't care, and I don't look like here Michael dammit. NO MORE COMPARING! Stop freakin' calling me Paris! gonk ): Well you LOOK like it!!!yeahneah!!1 3nodding I have a boyfriend, DUH! Hello? Special ED children who continuously call me gay? You listening to the repetitiveness? I hate those **** who got to go to the school dance! I wanted to do the Hustle... So, to make up for it I did the my own type of hustle in Borders with David. <3333 wink heart wink Whatever, sucka's. I HAVE TO say sucka' now! Too much WWE crap-cool-crap! Ashley got to hug John Cena!!! That little bh! I want to run up to John Cena and hug him while shouting, "John Cena I wuff you!" He'll say something cosmic back, like, "I love you too, random creepy molester!" I would kill anyone(particularly Alissa or Kim.... Those HAB rapists... scream* ) just to be able to touch his Spiny-Belt! It hypnotizes me... Like our principals shining bald head! Does he use a floor waxer on that thing or WHAT??? Peace Man, the groovy ride awaits you. Be here for the beer. Live wrong for the... thongs...? I found a THONG in my dresser! First, I was all like: WHAT THE ****** CRAP! Now I'm all like: whee** ...And that's all you need to know about my thong-ness... If you would like to know more consult your local suicide hotline! I have to pee now, so I'm leaving. Don't look for me. You won't find me. If you do find me, then let the Lord have mercy on your very eyes! ~~Laterz, totally.~~ Tea Party Crasher · Wed May 18, 2005 @ 01:14am · 3 Comments


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	Ash-A-Lai, you don't have a boyfriend. HAH!!! I've exposed your cover story! Offline HERO Lissuh · Community Member · Thu May 19, 2005 @ 04:32am


	WTF?! You misspelled my ****** name you ho! and I did not "rape your HAB". YOU RAPED YOUR HAB!!!! I just destroyed it like hell and made you not be able to do your math hw. You slut. Offline HERO Lissuh** · Community Member · Thu May 19, 2005 @ 04:34am


	WTF?! Lesbo!! I'm just joking. We're too hot to be lesbos. <333 ****** Paris Hilton, Ashley Simpson, Micheal Jackson, R. Kellu mother-suckas!! Dances are cool! I get to kick some a and run and they never know it was me. >:3 Offline [.Onomatopoeia-.] · Community Member · Fri May 20, 2005 @ 06:11am

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