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	CAN I BUY YOUR DEAD BODY?????!!!!!!!! x.O You want a description? Isn't reading about my life enough for you? God, so greedy!

	The Wife of Agamemnon's Brother
	The Wife of Agamemnon's Brother


I feel really crappy right now. Maybe it's my period! My Grandma was all telling me yesterday about how old she was. 84. Damn. Why do evil people always live so FREAKING LONG!!! scream scream scream Anyways, I was practically screaming into the phone, "******??? Take my period away!!! PLZKTHX!!!" heart See, I added a heart to make it seem like the sentence was filled with love. It's not filled with love! It was filled with the dark swirls of HATE! You know, like Dairy Queen's ice cream. 3nodding I saw 'Kicking and Screaming' today with some losers who just follow me around(my friends). It was about a group of little soccer retards who sit around and act all retarded until a guy comes around and starts sexually harassing them into playing soccer. That's the Ash-A-Lai'ed version of the movie!!! WOOT!!! Michael Jackson is back!!! NOOO!!! He's invading theaters near you in his new hit movie: "Charlie and the Molestation Factory." Oh wait, that's Johnny Deep... OH MY LORD!!! That's JOHNNY DEEP??? Seriously, has he been smoking from the Jackson pipe or what??? I have to go, but I'll add more when I stop being drunk!(Never, never, NEVER!) whee It isn't a real journal entry unless I make the people reading it endlessly bored! That right, I live to piss people off. What I really want to do is live in ENGLAND!!! I wanna go there and get a sexy English accent then come back and be all, "Piss off, ya rudy 'ittle wompa'!" And NO one will know what I'm saying(like anyone cares anyways!) crying A few days ago in El Hamelton's class(Mr. Hamelton... whatever! I HAVE A NEED TO USE SPANISH! Go ahead and try to sue my a up.) we were talking about sneezing and wasting our parents tax dollars by not working on math(the usual). Mr. Hamelton(That dude in my Math class that's always smokin')- Sneezing is only the SECOND best thing to do at home. Me(You know you've gotta love it!)- Yeah, the first one is another kind of blowing! xd <dramatic pause while the fugly children that sit next to me/Mr. Hamelton/Felica all gasp and stare at me with bulging eyes as I do my little perverted smile whee > Everyone started laughing like hell and I think Mr. Hamelton's imaginary balls almost fell off! eek Tea Party Crasher · Mon May 23, 2005 @ 06:00am · 5 Comments


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	Ahaha. You go do that Ash-A-Lai. I'm going to go to Australia and get an Australian accent, and we can argue about which accent is better. And I'll win. blaugh Offline BAjANA N!NJA. · Community Member · Tue May 24, 2005 @ 12:55am


	I think it's time for you to wake up, because you're having a random drunk dream if you think British accents aren't just the sexiest! whee Offline Tea Party Crasher · Community Member · Tue May 24, 2005 @ 03:36am


	You really rock total sexyness slaps ur a Your just to hot Offline MasterShiro** · Community Member · Wed May 25, 2005 @ 01:29am


	Holy ****** that's freaky. -points to MasterShiro- What crack were you on last night. Thinking ASH-A-LAI'S sexy?! Has the world ended?! Apparently. Offline HERO Lissuh** · Community Member · Wed May 25, 2005 @ 01:55am


	Ash-A-Lai, the accent won't be sexy on you, it'll be just freaky. And, Johnny Depp doesn't look like Micheal Jackson in that movie. Not as smexy as when he was in POTC, but not Micheal Jackson fugly. Offline HERO Lissuh · Community Member · Thu May 26, 2005 @ 02:45pm

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