The Mishaps Of Sippy And Fatman.
Chapter 2 3nodding
-- the next day --
chris: * runs up to you * the dude left gonk
jordan: WHAT???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chris: he was here... and then i got some coffe... and he... just left....
jordan: * slaps chris and grabs him by the collar * YOU were soppused to watch him!!!!!!!!
chris: gonk gonk ... * looks out the window and see's the dude * THERE!!
dude: * looks our way eek ... runs away *
jordan: GET EM!!!!! scream
chris: i got five dollars for the first person to get him * waves the five dollars in the air *
everyone outside: * looks at the money and then at the dude * scream GET EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * crowd runs *
Dude: AHHHHHHHHH! scream *Runs hard*
*Huge crowd runs after him*
Jordan: w-Wait...YOU SAID FIVE DOLLARS!?
Chris: ...Ummm...Yeah why? o.O
Jordan: eek My god.....I CAN HAVE $5 OFF ON MY COFFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Runs out the door and chases down the guy*
Chris:..... eek ....*Watches him run out the door* *sips java* ninja
-Streets filled with mob chassing down the guy-
Jordan: *Runs passed a few people* COME BACK YOU b*****d!!!
Dude: OH GOD, OH GOD! *trips* !!!!!-N-Nooooooooooo!
Crowd:GET EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Stomps* *punches* *beats*
Jordan: *Nudges through crowd* wait...excuse me.....pardon me....
....hmmm..here we go!*Manages to steal $5* YAY!
-crowd stops beating the dude up and looks at jordan-
Jordan: sweatdrop ....Errr......Hi?...
*Crowd beats him down for the five dollars*
Jordan:AAUUGHH AHHH! ...Oouf!
Dollar flys out of the rumble pile in the street
Chris: *Walks by and looks at the dollar on the floor*
There you are.*picks up and puts in pocket* ninja
*walks away sipping coffe*Feels like I forgot something...
crowd: did he just???
jordan: ... * limping towards the coffe shop dragging the dude *
crowd: * follows jordan *
chris: now that were all here... this means all of you are here to help our cause
person in the crowd: whats in it for us?
jordan: * walks up to him * this-- * kicks him in the balls * anyone else???- no???-ok... * walks away
another dude in the crowd: what do we have to do?
jordan: * starts walking his way smiling with a metalic bat *
dude from the crowd: eek nevermind !!!
chris: this is enough to take over the white house right???
Jordan: Just about...But theres something missing....Hmmm..
guy in the crowd: Sugar in are coffe? biggrin
Chris: *Walks up to the guy and slaps him* NO! BAD Henchman that works for us! Baaaaaad Henchman!
The guy:....Im a bad boy? *Crys and runs out of shop* gonk
Jordan:Hmmm...I got it! a name for are cause!...hehehe...
Chris: Perfect plan! Hmm... I think it should be "The starbucks rebelion"
Jordan: Or.... "The Java clan" ............
Chris: ..........
Random guy in the crowd: *Cough* ......
Jordan: Oh! I know how about...."The black coffe!"....Eh?...Cool isnt it?!
Chris: ......
-Tumble weed blows by-
Guy in the crowd: YOU SUCK!
Jordan:......yeah we'll just go with the first one.
Chris: Fine. It's settled then! We are now a nation of java drinkers!
Jordan: And rebels with a cause!...And we loooove coffe! heart
Chris: We shall tell the world how much we love coffe!!!
Jordan: Hey..I think we should have nicknames!
Chris: That'd be tight.
Jordan: Im gonna be ... Sippy!*Transforms name* 3nodding
Chris: Uhh... Okay...
-Mr. T busses in-
Mr. T: AND I PITY DA FOO!!!
Chris: eek .....
Sippy:......... eek
Chris: *Walks up to him slowly and smashes him over the head with a chair*
Mr. T: YOU FOO! *Passes out*
( P.S. Chris changes his name in the next chapter )
To Be Continued... ninja
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