I'm not gunna write it all out... But i just wanna mention a thing or so that i thought was funny..
Well just one thing..
Cuase I can't remember all of them XP
I had this customer come in and he was dressed like.. well... He wore this large brimmed straw hat. His face wasn't shaved. He wore a plaid shirt and pants with suspenders and ugly boots. And don't forget he had a match hanging out of his mouth. His friend was dressed as a Spanish dude. He had this whole Spanish look going on.
Anyways the comes up and asks for a rump roast. And I asked if he wanted pork. And he said no he wanted beef. I told him we didn't have any and he went away. Then he came back and asked me if I had any Angus Beef hats. I told him No. And he says "Well I want a hat. My last name is Angus."
I said, "well that's interesting, but we don't have any hats other wise I'd be wearing one. I have to wear the deli hat."
"You don't have any hats in the back in the box of hats?" he asks me.
"........ No."
So the dude who was all dressed up as a Spanish guy came over and looked at his friend them me. He pointed to the dude in the big hat and told me, "his last name is Angus."
I was like -_-;; "Yes he told me."
"You're going to give him a hat?"
"No, we don't have any."
"Why don't you check?"
"I KNOW we don't have any. I have looked for one recently and found none. The only Angus hats we have are on the meat cutter's heads and you can't have those."
"Oh, okay. Can we get some bacon?"
So I give them bacon and they leave.
And then they come back asking if we have skirt steak. I don't know what that was so i had to go and ask the Meat Manager. He says we don't carry it. I go out and tell them we don't carry it and tell them that Flank steak is close to a skirt steak.
"We're making feijitas." The Spanish man says.
"That's nice," I reply. "Have a good day." I tell them as I walk back to my department.
Well I go on my lunch and who do I see? Those two guys harrassing some poor checker. One of them turns and spots me and says something about "She wouldn't give me a hat..."
I just shake my head and continue walking as I let out a little chuckle.
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