1.)Do you collect anything?
Penguins, dragons, red pens, finger nail clippers, can openers, and toothbrushes.
2.)Ever smoke a sheesha pipe?
You hurt your what??
3.)Do you read any newspapers?
Sometimes, when our paper boy actually decides to deliver....
4.)What would you do if your neighbor (who is as poor as you) suddenly became a rich man by performing farts at the Imperial Court?
I'd eat what he was.
5.)Where is your sanctuary?
Driver's side of the back seat under my snowman blanket at 7:34 AM after a night of pure alcohol//DDR induced enjoyment.
6.)If you were a pelican, would you eat pigeons?
Psh, no. I don't want AIDS.
7.)What is your sign?
"If you lived in Elkins, you'd be paying the highest water bill in the country."
8.)Have you finished whatever you do for Christmas?
Considering that holiday has yet to pass, nope.
9.)How do you get exercise?
ADD.
10.)What powers you?
ADD, and alcohol. Many those of the clear variety called Vodka and Gin.
11.)Hair straighteners + tape = good idea?
Now, I'm intriged....
12.)Can you see a Christmas tree from where you are now?
If I wheel my chair about two meters to the left and one foreward then yes.
But at the moment, there's a rather annoying wall in my way.
13.)The Seven of Hearts!
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! Wait.... That's the Queen, n'ermin'.
14.)What country has the coolest Prime Minister?
Finland. She looks like Conen O'Brian.
15.)How long do you spend in the bathroom?
About 38 seconds. My husband has a bladder the size of a zip-lock snack-bag and must use is every 7 minutes.
16.)Whose pencil is better, Hiro's or Matt's?
....YOURMOM!!!....
17.)A Diet Coke can on top of a Kronenbourg can... what would you add to it?
Mentos. I saw it on Myth Busters once.
18.)Which do you like better, brown or white bread?
I am what I eat, therefore I am white.
19.)Is the sun up right now?
No, but that streetlight sure is.
20.)Could you tell most of these questions were based on stuff I saw lying around my room?
Maybe.... ninja
Edit
And credit to Tiddles' friend, Cal [[right??]] for making this thing.
Penguins, dragons, red pens, finger nail clippers, can openers, and toothbrushes.
2.)Ever smoke a sheesha pipe?
You hurt your what??
3.)Do you read any newspapers?
Sometimes, when our paper boy actually decides to deliver....
4.)What would you do if your neighbor (who is as poor as you) suddenly became a rich man by performing farts at the Imperial Court?
I'd eat what he was.
5.)Where is your sanctuary?
Driver's side of the back seat under my snowman blanket at 7:34 AM after a night of pure alcohol//DDR induced enjoyment.
6.)If you were a pelican, would you eat pigeons?
Psh, no. I don't want AIDS.
7.)What is your sign?
"If you lived in Elkins, you'd be paying the highest water bill in the country."
8.)Have you finished whatever you do for Christmas?
Considering that holiday has yet to pass, nope.
9.)How do you get exercise?
ADD.
10.)What powers you?
ADD, and alcohol. Many those of the clear variety called Vodka and Gin.
11.)Hair straighteners + tape = good idea?
Now, I'm intriged....
12.)Can you see a Christmas tree from where you are now?
If I wheel my chair about two meters to the left and one foreward then yes.
But at the moment, there's a rather annoying wall in my way.
13.)The Seven of Hearts!
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! Wait.... That's the Queen, n'ermin'.
14.)What country has the coolest Prime Minister?
Finland. She looks like Conen O'Brian.
15.)How long do you spend in the bathroom?
About 38 seconds. My husband has a bladder the size of a zip-lock snack-bag and must use is every 7 minutes.
16.)Whose pencil is better, Hiro's or Matt's?
....YOURMOM!!!....
17.)A Diet Coke can on top of a Kronenbourg can... what would you add to it?
Mentos. I saw it on Myth Busters once.
18.)Which do you like better, brown or white bread?
I am what I eat, therefore I am white.
19.)Is the sun up right now?
No, but that streetlight sure is.
20.)Could you tell most of these questions were based on stuff I saw lying around my room?
Maybe.... ninja
Edit
And credit to Tiddles' friend, Cal [[right??]] for making this thing.
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