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ARGGG!
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This has got to be the lamest entry ever....
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Yup.
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Now it's gonna end.

WAIT!! WAITTTT!!!
Story time!!

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Smitty. Now Smitty lived in a small village named Fergyyyvile. He lived with his daddy and his mommy. His daddy drank alot and spent all their money on whores. His mommy decided that she didn't like this so she told him to stop spending the money on whore. His daddy said, "b***h! I do what I want!" and he slapped her. Now his mommy didn't like that much, so she ran away into the forest. Smitty was sad. So was his daddy. His daddy stopped working and because he stopped working, he didn't have anymore money. He couldn't buy anymore whores either. Now he was angry. He made a Smitty Sausage Machine, Patent Pending, and was going to put Smitty in it and sell the sausage for money. Smitty didn't want to go into the Smitty Sausage Maching, Patent Pending, so he ran away into the forest. In the forest, he met a magical bunny who said he'd give Smitty three wishes. Smitty said that he wished his daddy never spent all the money on the whores. The bunny tried to give him the wish, but he couldn't count because he never went to university. Instead he ate Smitty.

The End.

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[[Maybe I'll put pictures up later. :] ]]






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Yulime
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commentCommented on: Mon Jan 22, 2007 @ 01:05am
That's like. The best story.
Ever.
O:


commentCommented on: Mon Jan 22, 2007 @ 03:20pm
that story made my nipples cry... gonk

i love it! blaugh



touch tiddles
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[[Dan the Man]]
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commentCommented on: Mon Jan 22, 2007 @ 11:40pm
@Yulime- Psh, o'course!

@Tidds- .... You may want to get that checked out by a doctor.
Y'know??


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