It was a horribly written book with a predictable plot and obviously fake characters. Not to mention, there are way too many books on vampires falling in love with humans and all that dumb s**t.
How about someone writes onthe TRUE NATURE of vampires? The TRUE NATURE of humans? And that VAMPIRES DON'T ******** SPARKLE, DAMMIT.
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5. The first person narrative is very poorly written.
4. Barely anything of importance is explained.
3. The minor characters exist only to make Bella/Edward appear better than everyone else.
2. Bella/Edward are Mary Sue and Gary Stu characters.
1. The book has no plot.
4. Barely anything of importance is explained.
3. The minor characters exist only to make Bella/Edward appear better than everyone else.
2. Bella/Edward are Mary Sue and Gary Stu characters.
1. The book has no plot.
AREN'T THEY COOL! biggrin I THOUGHT SO TOO!
So, I searched 'Twilight' in the commutinty, and ALL YOU LITTLE RETARDS SHOWED UP! :3 Damn, you guys are immature, aren't ya? You don't even know what it's about! It's not about 'true love' or whatever you shitheads believe.
It isn't the BIBLE YOU RETARDS. Cullenism isn't a real religeon because you don't have status in the REAL WORLD. You know? That place where things actually happen? Where Stephanie Meyer is a fat housewife who jerks to the 'knight in sparkly armor' you daydream about? EW. D:
