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I'llkeepyoumyDiRtYLiTtLesEcReT...
Twilight = Fail
INSTRUCTIONS
Go to COMMUNITY.
Change the Search option to INTERESTS.
Type in Twilight.
Look at what comes up.
Laugh your a** off.


Seriously. I bet if I went to the next page there would be more Tilight related names and more 'OMG, EDWARD IS THE HAERT!!!!111sparkles!!!!dazzledazzle!!' in profiles and journals.

http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/.....p;thread=10045

I know that people have the right to like someting, but when it goes THIS FAR, it has to be stopped.

To any Twi-Hards, you seriously need help.
EDWARD IS NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND.
HE NEVER WILL BE.
JACOB WILL NEVER DO YOU.
HE IS A MADE UP CHARACTER.
BELLA IS NOT A HERO.
SHE IS INK TO PAPER. (or pixels on more pixels)
YOU ARE SO NOT LIKE HER.
VAMPIRES ARE NOT REAL.
WEREWOLVES ARE -debateable-.
VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE.
WEREWOLVES ARE PART MAN, PART WOLF. NOT COMPLETE BEAST.
TWILIGHT IS ONLY A BOOK.
THE MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE.
SHANKS ARE BETTER IF MADE OF METAL. (read ALL of thread)
SCHOOLS NEED BETTER SECURITY.
TWI-HARDS ARE BOYFRIENDLESS IDIOTS WHO CAN'T GET LIVES.

If any Twi-hard-freaks make a move to hurt me in any way, I will beat you to death right back with my hand-made Kricket bat. It's self-defense. YOU started it.

~~

I am honestly unimpressed by the outcome of an 'okay' book. If there could be anything more disappointing than the fans of the Twilight series, I would LOVE to hear about them.

And besides the fact that I am a Twilight hater, I have a life, and telling me to 'GO DIE' and 'UR JUS JELUS!!!' won't bother me. smile I enjoy your lovely comments.

Believe me when I say this: There is nothing I love more than your misery. Twilight was a horrimbly written screenplay, and casted with teens who never acted before (besides Taylor[Jacob, in your 'world']).
The Bella-chick was like 'OMGYEY!! Is IN A MOOVEE NAOW! LUFF ME!', and is obviously a clueless dolt who is excited over ONE callback.

When the credits rolled, I regretted even entering the showroom.

Absolutely. ********. Atrocious.

And no, real men don't sparkle.


Tesxa Vorn
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