:One: Pants that fit properly while I'm bloated from my period make actually having my period and bloating a thousand times more fun.
:Two: Shopping for jeans while on my period is not a good idea if I want to have a fitted non-baggy look the other 26 days of the month.
Official Rules Based on These Two Noteworthy Discoveries:
I shall always have two to three "period bloat" fitted pants for those days when my hormones need something to recover them from ridiculous depression.
Sweats are not an option <---not really a new rule rolleyes
Shopping for anything below the waist shall be reserved for the middle of the moon phases.
Yes, I did write a journal entry about bloating. xd