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Some Random Funny Thing
I read this in ~Amelia Lace~'s bulletins on myspace. It really made me laugh. I love the second first solution offered. Ok I really prefer the first but the second one is just funny. Oh and I have absolutly no idea why I have recently felt the need to post things that make me laugh in my journal, so don't ask.


No clue who
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night then you pass a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think, before you continue reading.

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job
application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with this answer. She simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

However, the correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner against the bus stop sign, then drive off with the old friend for some beers.

God, I just love happy endings>>>


*yawn* I need something to do. Adulthood is boring and I am unimaginative. Suggestions? (Nightmare if you tell me to get a job one more time I will scream)

Great Movie: A Far Off Place. Rent it (if you can find it) and enjoy.


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  • User Comments: [5]
    Can I still tell you to get a job? (You lazy society freeloading.....slug)

    comment Lunalretic · Community Member · Mon Aug 08, 2005 @ 06:14am
    You are more than capable of doing it; the question is do you dare risk my wrath by even trying? Lol, my wrath. Ha! All should shake before my wrath...with laughter.

    comment Rearmost Tree Slug · Community Member · Tue Aug 09, 2005 @ 07:15am
    Wrath via laughter sounds truly evil. You can make people laugh until their kidneys explode and they pee their pants. That truly would suck.

    comment Lunalretic · Community Member · Sat Aug 13, 2005 @ 08:28am
    Lol, that would be good to. smile

    comment Rearmost Tree Slug · Community Member · Sun Aug 14, 2005 @ 08:32pm
    Funny Update: I am getting a job. Lol, it looks like you guys win. I admit that I am defeated.

    comment Rearmost Tree Slug · Community Member · Fri Aug 19, 2005 @ 04:48pm
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