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This made me laugh really hard in accordance with the prophecy.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sun-glasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. Dont use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard
Kim.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd
time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going
to have to let one of you go."
If you guys can think of more please post them in the comments section in accordance with the prophecy. Notice how I slipped that little thing in about commenting in accordance with the prophecy.
 Rearmost Tree Slug · Wed Jul 20, 2005 @ 10:47am · 1 Comments |
