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Mind of an Evil Bunny My Journal... What the heck else do you want? This is where I write my personal stuff, and you think you can just read it?! ...Ok, so you can, but still!!! Lol. J/k. :cute:


kdaniel93
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How to stay Married!!!
How to Stay Married







A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had

shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept

no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a

shoebox in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband

never to open or ask her about..



For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one

day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would

not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man

took down the shoebox and took it to his wife's bedside.



She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.

When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money

totaling $25,000.



He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she

said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to

never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I

should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."



The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only

two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him

two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst

with happiness. "Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what

about all of this money? Where did it come from?"



"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."



Women will love this...



A Prayer.......



Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive

him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for

Strength, I'll beat him to death.

Amen!





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marieofthemoon
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comment Commented on: Tue Oct 10, 2006 @ 11:45pm
thats so freakin funny i love it but i plan on never getting married and adopting kids


comment Commented on: Sat Oct 14, 2006 @ 04:36am
I plan on getting married and I want 2 kids, a boy and a girl. Then maybe adopt, but I dunno. But that's my personal life, my career, I dunno how that would handle having kids... I have big plans for my future. >.< Seriously tho. ^-^



kdaniel93
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kdaniel93
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comment Commented on: Fri Nov 10, 2006 @ 02:12am
Lol. I've changed my mind on that... I got my whole future practically planned. Lolz

I want to get married, and first have a daughter, which I want to name her Cassidy Anne (I like that name, so shut up! >.< lolz)
And then twin sons, whom I want to name Nathan Dehl, and Nicholas (I can't think of a good middle name. Lol)

And I want a full male rott named Sirius to be a gaurd dog, but still be a friendly little baby. And I want a small dog, possibly a pomeranian, and then a kitty, maybe.

I got a lot of time on my hands, Ok?! Nothing wrong with planning out your future! o.o


comment Commented on: Wed Mar 14, 2007 @ 02:35am
I take it all back. I don't have my future planned no more. I've totally changed everything. I kinda wanna be a dancer. But how can you have kids if your dancing all the time? I mean, like, a baby bump. It wouldn't look good when you're dancing and stuff. Althought I might wanna be a photographer. it's fun! you can make little snappy noises!!!! o.O yup. lol.

Totally Randomness.
Kdaniel93



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