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Yah....chapter 3. xp
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Recap:
”Why don’t you make me?” “If that’s what you want, fine. I will”
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Big talk for such a pathetic devil. I wonder what is gonna do. Cut my head. Somehow find a way to make my mouth close forever maybe. Who the hell knows? I just wanna see everything. Well, I’m involved with it anyways so no other choice right? I must be one of the luckiest people down here to even be doing this. Praise me.
”M’lord! You are needed by the council!”….hell has a council? What the… “Not now Dondrock! I am in the middle of some…business...” And if you really care, when he said that he was glaring at me the whole time. I must be so special he couldn’t keep his eyes off of me. Oh I feel so loved…not. “It’s important! The council needs you immediately!” “What’s so important? It’s just some s**t all the time.” “M’lord! They’re waiting!”…either it is really important or the Dondrock dude just wants to get it over with so he can have free time. Well, not like I care.
“Is it that bad? Ask yourself, when you—“”THEY NEED YOU NOW!” …..Yeah, seemed important.”...Dammit” the devil looked right at my in the eyes again, with an angry look. “I’ll deal with you later Hakori, but for now, don’t do anything to make yourself in a worse situation than you are now.” As sarcastic, as I am, I put my hand on my head and then flung it off like a soldier went and said, “Yes sir.” “Damned b***h…” and the devil suddenly leaving me with that Dondrock dude. Or…was this thing even, normal?
Well, okay, yeah, nothing is normal, but…why is the thing twitching? “Uhm…” I couldn’t even think of what to say really,”are you alright?” The thing started shaking rapidly like it was having a spas attack or something. “What the hell?! Yo! Chill out!” Okay…maybe this is why he wanted the devil to go, so he can spas everywhere…great. “Dondrock, or whatever, are you okay?!?” I just didn’t understand a thing. Suddenly, a red little light appeared and red smoke started to roam around a little. I started to cough a little, and feel light headed. “Oh…if that thing blew up, I better not have its guts on me.” “Why would I blow up?” My eyes went wide eyed. That…voice? It sounded like mine, from what I hear form videos and stuff. So a female…demon?
I bring body up a little from the coughing and at the same time my eyes were looking for a body. Once I was fully up, I saw…I saw…I saw me. “Okay…what the ******** is going on here?!” am I day dreaming? Is this some kind of trick to get back at m for something? Dammit, this is confusing! “Whoa, we look alike! Cool!” She put on a cheery smile while clapping. So, another cheery person, eh? Great. “I wonder if we’re twins!!” “Okay, first off, I don’t have a twin,” at least I don’t think,” second, don’t get any bright ideas in your head.” “But I’m a bright person! Of course I’ll have some!” Did…she just back talk me in cheery tone way? This is so not right at all. I just gave her a little glare, and all she did was tilting her head to the side. “Why are you glaring?” Why am I glaring? WHY am I glaring? What kind of question is that?! “It’s what I do.” “But why?” Why...WHY?? Why do I glare? Another stupid question from her head! “I do it because it comes out, there?” “But there is no reason?” Dammit girl, stop with the questions!
”…You annoy me, you know that?” “I tend to do that to people, hehehe!” Oh great, she laughs too. “What’s your name?” When did that come out of my mouth...weird? “I…don’t know.” “Hmm?” “I don’t know what my name is.” So she knows how to annoy, laugh, question, clap, be cheery, but does not know her own name? “The only things I remember is what my attitude is like and how I died from earth. I’m sorry…what’s your name?” Maybe…just maybe we could get along in a way. “My name is Sasume Hakori. All I know is how my attitude is, and my name. I don’t know how I died or anything.” Wow….that was like, the longest sentence I have actually said calmly to anyone down here... i'm scared of myself at this moment. “Oh…so you don’t remember anything?” I shook my head no and then she put on a light smile. “Well, you’re just gonna have to figure that out huh?” “I’ve tried, asked the jackass devil, tried to sneak into stuff, asked other demons, done everything possible.” “Everything…? What about asking his wife?”…”The jackass has a wife?!”
~ the devils place~
”Devil, you’re late.” “Well, I was going to attend to some business but Dondrock was saying it was important.” “It is important and stuff like this never happens.” “What’s going on Luther?” Two pictures cam in front of him and he looked at them then grunted “Its that Hakori b***h. Why you showing me pictures of her?” “Look at them carefully.” So the devil did, and then wide eyed. In one picture a girl was looking away, just looking at a gaze. The other showed a laughing, smiling girl. “I…never seen this girl smile.” “Well, that’s because it’s the other her.” “What?!” “These two girls are the same person.” “So they’re twins?” “Not exactly. They may seem like it, but no. These are the same person, but with two sides”. He was getting confused. Ha ha.
The one who gets in trouble is the girl’s bad, smart allic and bitchy side. The one who probably didn’t even know existed is the girl’s cheery, joyful, playful, helpful, and hot tempered side. Her soul was cut in half.” “W-what?! It was cut in half?!” “Yes. Because god could not decide.” “Oh hell him, why did he send her to me?” “Not exactly send her to you, more like put her here for a while.” “What’s the catch here?”
Luther sighed a bit then looked at him strait in the eye. “We’re gonna have a test.” “Test?” “Yes, the other lord will be here and we’re gonna have a test if the girl should be in heaven or stay here in hell. We’re gonna put her back to one person and then give her a test to see if she is good or bad.” “Couldn’t god just send her to heaven? I don’t want to deal with this s**t.” “From his view, he said if he had both there, he would always deal with both. One for complimenting, one for getting in trouble. And if he sent one soul to hell, the person would shatter, and something would’ve happened. Unlike you, you would only have to deal with the trouble maker and not even deal with the happy one. It is simpler for you to deal with them.” “Ugh…but if they went to heaven, wouldn’t they be purred to be the heavenliest or something?” “Only if they were mostly pure in the first place. But this girl is half and half. So it would’ve been hard and not so fun.” “Great, now my head hurts like hell.” “This test will happen in 94 hours.” “Starting now?” “No, starting in 3 hrs. This in human world would be 12 a.m. the test starts another 94 hours till the other 12 a.m.” “Right…well can I go now?” “You lazy a**…” “Not my fault this is so damned boring. By the way, where is the other council?” “It didn’t involve them, so it was just you.” “I feel so lucky.”
”But for now, keep a close eye on them. Got it?” “Since when do you tell me what to do?” “Who said I had to tell you?” “Damned b*****d…” “Good bye devil, we’ll talk again soon.”
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.....heh. Well, yeah. Updates will be soon!
 Taolina · Sun Sep 10, 2006 @ 04:37pm · 1 Comments |
