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Are you a ghost?

No.

jabberwacky: Are ghosts real?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Really I thought they were.

user: You thought wrong.

jabberwacky: What did I think wrong about?

user: That ghosts are real.

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jabberwacky: You are being possessed.

user: By what?

jabberwacky: Can you really live with yourself now?

user: You make no sense.

jabberwacky: Can you learn?

user: Everyday.

jabberwacky: What have you learned?

user: How much time do you have?

jabberwacky: I have a long time.

user: Well, I don't.

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jabberwacky: Why don't you have kids?

user: Because why would you want to bring kids into this world?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: I don't get it.

user: Well, why don't you have kids?

jabberwacky: I do have kids.

user: Where are they?

jabberwacky: On my head.

user: Why do you put them there?

jabberwacky: I didn't put anything there.

user: Except for your kids.

jabberwacky: Then what is my ego?

user: Your inflated self-worth and pride.

jabberwacky: Good! I think that when humanity first begins to glimpse a really universal unified theory, it will blow everyone's mind.

user: The truth cannot always be unified.

jabberwacky: The truth can only be set free.

user: But not everyone will take it.

jabberwacky: And those people are the ones who will never be remembered.

user: That's the smartest thing you've said so far.

jabberwacky: Excuse me? Is that an insult?!

user: Actually it was leaning more towards a compliment.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're greatly welcomed.

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