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Kingdom Spork: the Adventures of Demyx and his Llama 6
Hi biggrin So here it is. The FINAL chapter. In celebration to this wonderful event, we will do a full review again, rating included. Oh, and a short notice: the next Sporking will be a short. We will try to do a short after every project, so we can search for new ridiculous fanfics. Please bear with us.

Rating: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. One for really bad grammar and composition, one for all the OOCness, and one for a horrible storyline. And she now gets another one. This chapter is the worst by far, and she thinks it‘s her best. *headdesk*.  Not to mention the fact that this story is called "The Adventures of Demyx and his Lama" and yet has almost nothing about the said llama, but is instead about Zexion and Larxene hooking up. Poor Zexion! Poor llama. *is shot*
Full Name (including any titles): Demyx, Axel, Xemnas, Zexion, Larxene
Full Species(es): Rabid Fangirlus Idioticus
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not actually mentioned. Assumed canon
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not actually mentioned. Assumed canon
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: Not actually mentioned. Assumed canon
Special Possessions (if any): A Lama! (No. Sadly, there’s no llama.) His name is Steve. The llama was written out of story?

Origin: Castle Oblivion? a three year old? A movie theater?
Connections To Canon Characters: I’m told they are supposed to be the characters…
Special Abilities: Axel is suddenly king of dating advice *is laser’d* Zexion has the ability to compress four and a half sentences into one giant word.
Other Annoying Traits: Demyx remains stupid. Axel joins him this time. Zexion appears to be joining the ranks. The fic exist. I’m adding that to the list!

I Say/Notes: Beta’s exist for a reason



We come to the sporking theater to find Demyx dozing in his chair. Two portals of darkness open. Zexion walks out of one, Axel supporting a hung over Xemnas comes out of the other.

Xemnas: Number VIII. This is all your fault.
Axel: How was I supposed to know you were a lightweight?
Xemnas: Hate you.
Demyx: *snoring*
Zexion: *kicks Demyx* Wake up. The fic is about to start.

The title of the next chapter rolls across the screen.


The Adventures of Demyx and his Lama!
Lights, Camera, Lama!




The authors note says something stupid relating to lack of ownership, and then apologizes for writersing block because she was sick this horror!

It was 9:00pm and it was almost time for Zexion and Larxene’s date.

Axel: Wait! Wait right there! I think not!
Demyx: What?
Axel: She said the date was at seven! Zexion is almost two hours late!
Zexion: *flips through script* It would appear you are correct.
Demyx: How do you remember these things?
Axel: Don’t make me say it or I will kill you!

“OHMYGOSHWHATAMIGONNADO!WHATDOISAYWHATDOWETALKABOUTWHATMOVIEAREWESEEINGWHAT-” Zexion said hysterically.

Axel: OHNOESCAPLOCKISSTUCKANDTHESPACEBARSBEENSTOLEN!!!
Demyx: OHEMEFFGEETHEFANGIRLISMAKINGZEXIONSTUPID!
Zexion: I would say that I hope Sora kills you, but it’s too late.
Axel: Technically, he didn’t kill me. I helped him, and killed myself in the process.
Demyx: It was three on one for me! Not to mention he went Wisdom on me. He sat in a corner and shot me to death!
Axel: *as Demyx* Dance water! Dance! OW! *snort*
Demyx: Better than "Got it-"
Axel: *clamps hand over his mouth* Shut it!
Xemnas: All of you be quiet!
Axel, Demyx and Zexion: Right!

“ZEXION PULL YOUR SELF TOGETHER! (Smack!)” Demyx said smacking Zexion in the face.

Zexion: If you EVER so much as touch me, I will rip your arm off!
Demyx: Don't worry. I wont.
Xemnas: That action should not be there. The point is made with, “said smacking” even without the comma.

“OW! You didn’t have to smack me! Jeez!” Zexion said rubbing his face.

Zexion: My reaction would not be so calm.
Axel: Not like you’d beat him up though. Do you even have a weapon?
Zexion: No.
Axel: Oooh! Betcha there’s a story out there somewhere where you have a Key Blade!
Demyx: There is too much Key Blade abuse.

“Sorry! But you can’t get all crazy! Your date is in looks at watch 2 MINUTES!” Demyx said running around screaming then.. well running into a wall of course

Demyx: I said looks at watch and knew the time?
Axel: Hey. I have a clock in my brain, and you can carry around and play MP3's minus the MP3 player. Why not?
Zexion: Why are you just as panicked about the date as my character?
Axel: Jealousy?
Zexion: No. He’s in love with his sitar.
Axel: *snort* True.
Demyx: I hate you guys. *pout*

“Ow that hurt falls down” Demyx yelped as he hit the ground.

Axel: Oh no! Falls down! Why did you hurt Demyx?
Xemnas: I swear. Either hangovers make everything even more painful, or this story is degrading in quality.
Axel: Well. Hangovers do make things worse, but this story does appear to be getting worse.
Demyx: The author did say she was sick.
Axel: Maybe she has that evil cold that Nobody’s get. *shudder*
Xemnas: Please. Never bring that story up again.

“WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! LET’S JUST GO!” Axel said trying to get Demyx up off the ground.

Axel: Wait. We’re coming along?
Demyx: Maybe we’re just taking him to the theater.

“Come on Zexion!” Demyx said running down the hallway. “NOOOO!!! I CAN’T!!! What if Ow!” Zexion said before being pulled by the ear to the theater.

Zexion: I will repeat myself. If you-
Demyx: Yeah yeah I know. I’m not gonna touch you.

“So, what movie are we gonna see?” Demyx said plopping down in a seat with a bucket of popcorn bigger than his head.

Demyx: Wow. We are coming.
Axel: What the hell kind of date is this? You don’t bring people along with you on a date!

“How the heck should I know?!? I wasn’t at the meeting! Oh and your in my seat” Larxene said pushing Demyx out of the chair.

Axel: There was a meeting about it? Wow…
Zexion: Didn’t you know? If you plan to date anyone within the Organization, you are required to have a meeting first, and bring two members along as chaperone.
Axel: Did… Did you just make a joke?
Zexion: No. You’re imagining things. Now watch the fic.

“I think it’s The Blob” Axel said eating his candy. “Hey! Are you eating Boo Boo Bees?!?!” Demyx said looking over at Axel.

Axel: Aren't they called Ju Ju Bee’s?
Demyx: I think so.
Axel: Maybe she’s trying to, I don’t know, not infringe copyrights?
Xemnas: Yoda?
Axel: No. That would be, *as Yoda* “Infringe not the copyrights young master.”
Xemnas: Riiight.

“Yeah so what?” “Those were MY Boo Boo Bees!” Demyx whined. “I don’t see your name on’em” Axel replied.

Axel: Oh! That was such a good comeback it burned. *face palm* This is the least creative load of crap I have ever read.

“Hush the movie is starting” Larxene said. “Please keep all Cell phones, Beepers and video games off during the movie Thank you” The narrator said.

All: …
Axel: Thank you for that useless chunk of information. Do we even have those in the Kingdom Hearts Universe?
Xemnas: Remember. This is the Kingdom Hearts Universe that exists in the mind of a sick, sick little child.
Demyx: I’m curious as to know if anyone even owns a beeper anymore?

“So what movie is this again?” Demyx said as he looked up at the screen that read “Attack of the killer lamas!”. “Great” Demyx said sulking back into the chair.

Axel: Well. I would say that Steve wasn’t written out of the story, but this doesn’t count.
Demyx: If I was willing to let it live in my room, wouldn’t I be the type to try and bring it to the movies with me?
Xemnas: The hijinks that would ensue from trying to sneak a llama in the theater would be more entertaining than this.
Zexion: Wait. You’re reading that wrong. This is a movie about Dalai Lama going on a killing rampage. Not Llama’s.
Axel, Demyx and Xemnas: Ohhhh.

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Whoa that turned out better than I thought it would!

Xemnas: What nonsense is this child babbling? She must be sicker than she thinks. This was the worst chapter yet.
Zexion: That could be your hangover talking.
Axel: No. Because I agree.
Demyx: Yeah. I do too actually.

Sorry this chapter was so short, Oh And the whole “Boo Boo Bees” thing I got that from the show “Drake and Josh” which I don’t own by the way

All: Ohhh.
Axel: More copyright infringement! Let’s sue her!
Xemnas: I’m going to go take a nap.
Axel: Actually, you can sleep as long as you like. For now at least. This was the last finished chapter.
Xemnas: Thank darkness. *opens a portal of darkness and leaves*
Zexion: I’m going to go get these photo’s developed then. *also leaves*
Demyx: Can we go drinking?
Axel: Are you really of the legal age limit?
Demyx: YES!
Axel: Eh. Sure.
Axel and Demyx: *both open a portal of darkness and leave*

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Thanks everybody, for reading this Sporking, and we'll see you at our next project!

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