Full Species(es): Rabid Fangirlus Idioticus
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not actually mentioned. Assumed canon
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not actually mentioned. Assumed canon
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: Not actually mentioned. Assumed canon
Special Possessions (if any): A Lama! (No. Sadly, there’s no llama.) His name is Steve. The llama was written out of story?
Origin: Castle Oblivion? a three year old?
Connections To Canon Characters: I’m told they are supposed to be the characters…
Special Abilities: Axel is suddenly king of dating advice *is laser’d* Zexion can pass out.
Other Annoying Traits: Demyx remains stupid. Axel joins him this time. Zexion appears to be joining the ranks. The fic exists. I’m adding that to the list! Oh yeah. And abuse of the term mother of pearl. Yeah...
We open on the sporking theater. Demyx is still playing Johnny Cash music on his Sitar when Xemnas, Zexion, and Axel all come in via portals of darkness.
Axel: Oh lord. Stop that or I will leave right now.
Demyx: Hey. He’s pretty good as am I. Besides. Nobody likes a critic. No pun intended.
Xemnas: There had best not be.
Demyx: I see you found Zexion.
Zexion: Larxene ratted me out.
Axel: Should have brought her along.
Demyx: But she would have killed us.
Axel: We’ll just bring her along when things get really bad.
Demyx: Masochist.
Axel: The fact that I sit through these stories is proof isn’t it?
Demyx, Xemnas and Zexion: *slowly turns to face and gawk at Axel*
Axel: *points at the screen* It begins!
Chapter five
The date…well almost
The date…well almost
Author claims lack of ownership of a brain of the KH characters and starts up on the next morning.
“I can do this…I can do this…I-I- I CAN’T DO THIS!!!” Zexion said as he walked up to Larxene’s door.
Xemnas: Neither can I.
Zexion: I don’t stutter.
Axel: Admit it. If you wanted to go ask Larxene out, you would. In fear mind you. Of death.
Zexion: I would not be that crazy. Or insane. *shudders*
Axel: Ok. Just assume you’re going to ask her anything.
Zexion: Point.
“Yes you can! Just remember “Larxene I want to go out with you” got it?” Axel said.
Demyx: She forgot to say mem-
Axel: Shut up!
Xemnas: See what happens when you coin a bad catchphrase.
Axel: Right Mr. Cursed Fools.
Xemnas: Number VIII. I believe I may have to destroy you.
Axel: I’ll be quiet.
“ok I’m going in” Zexion walked up to Larxene’s door then walked back to both of them “I forgot something” he said.
Zexion and Axel: Your sanity!
Demyx: That was creepy.
Xemnas: I agree.
Zexion and Axel: It’s the truth. Stop that. No you!
Xemnas: Stop speaking!
Zexion and Axel: *silence*
“What?” Demyx asked. “My name” Zexion said.
Axel: Oh! That is good!
Zexion: I most assuredly hate you.
Axel: That’s swell.
“Good grife” Demyx said. “Look Zexion the first time I ask a girl out I-” Axel said but Demyx interrupted him.
Demyx: Good grief? What the heck? Am I Charlie Brown now?
Axel: You mean the Charles Shultz Charlie Brown right? Not the politician.
Demyx: From the town that no one knows of? You’ve probably lost everyone by now.
Axel: Just trying to get things straight.
Xemnas: It took me far too long to understand who was speaking in that sentence.
Axel: You know. I just realized that we are all mercifully straight in this horror.
All: Agreed.
“Here we go” Demyx said. “Shut up. Anyway I walked up and said to her “Axel my name is hi” I didn’t say it right but at least I tried” Axel said to him.
Axel: I am much smoother than that when it comes to the ladies.
Xemnas: But even more so when it comes to Roxas.
Demyx: Ohhh! Burn!
Axel: And you wonder why I turned on you all.
Xemnas: No. You turned on us for Roxas.
Axel: *covers ears* La la la la! I can’t hear you! La la la laaaa!
“ok I’ll try again” Zexion said as he walked up and knocked on Larxene’s door. “yeah? Hey Zexion what’s up?” Larxene said. “uh um uh” Zexion was trying to say something but he couldn’t.
Axel: Wow. She didn’t even answer. How did they manage that?
Demyx: The door was imaginary.
Axel: It’d make more sense than this story.
“SAY SOMETHING!” Axel whispered.
Axel: That was a damn loud whisper.
“uh (sigh) Axel my name is hi!” Zexion said.
Zexion: For the love of darkness. *face palm*
“Uh okay” Larxene stood puzzled.
Axel: She wouldn’t just stand there. She’d probably zap you for interrupting her.
Demyx: What do you think she does in her room all the time anyway?
Xemnas: She sings Shakira music.
Axel and Demyx: *jaw drop*
“Oh geez!” Demyx said. “I mean Larxene (I can do this! I can do this!) WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?” and with that he passed out.
Demyx: I said that? Why? I thought Zexion was supposed to be doing that.
Zexion: As much as I hate to say it, I believe that was me. This author needs to go back to the third grade.
“OH MOTHER OF PEARL! HE PASSED OUT!” Demyx said.
Axel: *pulls out Vodka and drinks half the bottle*
Xemnas: Give me that. *takes and drains the rest*
Axel: Wow. I didn’t know you drank.
Xemnas: This story has driven me to it.
Supposedly, Demyx and Axel have the ability to cause people to wake up just by walking up to them.
“Huh? What? D-did I do it? Did I ask her out?” Zexion asked as he laid on the ground.
Axel: Laid on the ground huh?
Xemnas: I think I need more alcohol.
Zexion: I think I need some myself.
Axel: *Passes out bottles*
Xemnas: Where did you get these?
Axel: Around. Definitely not Luxord’s secret stash.
Xemnas: Right…
Demyx: Where’s mine?
Axel: You’re an underage teenager.
Demyx: Stupid fanfic! I’m over legal drinking age I tell ya! *pouts*
“Yep and then you passed out!” Demyx said. “Smooth” a female voice said. “She’s here… isn’t she?” Zexion asked. “Yes I’m here… and yes I will go out with you” Larxene replied.
Axel: The day she agrees to go out with anyone is the day hell freezes over.
Zexion: The day I would even consider going out with her will be the day hell freezes over.
Xemnas: Hell called. Someone left the freezer open and the entire place has become froze over.
Axel: *gawks* The superior said something funny?
Xemnas: I have no sense of humor.
Axel: Eeyeah. I’m just gonna leave that one alone.
“Y-y-you will?!?! Okay! How about tonight at seven?” Zexion asked in shock. “okay. Cool” Larxene said with a smirk as she walked away.
Axel: See. She’s not actually planning to go on the date with you. She plans to keel you DED!
Zexion: I would not put it past her…
“Good job! She said yes” Axel said. “she- she said yes…YEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Zexion jumped up happy as a clam and got ready for there date.
Demyx: No clam would be happy dating her. She’d probably eat them.
Axel: Oh. That’s it! She’s going to eat you Zexion.
Zexion: *shudders*
Xemnas: b***h! This ain’t a cutscene!
Axel: *Reaches over and takes the vodka from Xemnas* Fun as it is to see, you are not allowed to drink anymore.
Xemnas: Damn…
YAY! Hope you enjoyed the fifth chapy! He he! Zexion passed out!
Zexion: It’s not funny I was under pressure!
Zexion: Yes. The pressure of a braindead moron.
Me: yes it was…wait zexion? SPLEEE!!!!!!!!! ZEXION-CHAN!!!!!!
Zexion: *twitch* Chan? Does this fan brat even realize what that means?
Axel: Probably not. Little cutie Zexion? HA!
Zexion: I hate you.
Zexion: OH NO!! FANGIRL!!!!!!! DEMYX RUN!!!!
Zexion: Why in darkness’ name would I warn him? I’d push him in her path and run.
Demyx: Meanie.
Demyx: what? fan girl where?!
Me: DEMYX-CHAN!!!!!! SPLEEEEE!!!!!
Axel: What is this spleeeee? Is this implying explosions? I'll be happy if it is.
Zexion: I suppose I feel a little better.
Demyx: *slumps* I don’t.
Demyx: oh there… AHHHHH!!!!
Axel: okay….
Me: Zexion-chan Demyx-chan AND Axel-chan!?!?!?! SPLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Axel: Oh! That b***h is dead! *jumps up*
Zexion: I feel much better now.
Zexion/Demyx/Axel: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Axel: Oh look. We were in character.
Zexion: Well. There's a single point for the fan brat.
Xemnas: I want a heart…
Axel, Demyx and Zexion: …
Xemnas: I want to be whole…
Axel: Yeah. He’s… Drunk… *helps up* I think you should go to bed for a while.
Xemnas: Wha?
Axel: *Leaves through a portal of darkness with Xemnas leaning on his shoulder muttering about hearts*
Zexion: Glad I had this with me. *holds up camera*
Demyx: Will you make me copies?
Zexion: Nope. *leaves through portal of darkness*
Demyx: *sigh* I never get anything.
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Chapter six, people, is the final chapter biggrin I think. I HOPE.
