Alrighty, here goes........
REDWOOD NATIONAL PARK
First off, it was the longest ******** ride ever. Mosquitoes got into our truck while driving and when we smashed it, it would explode our red blood. Just thinking about them makes me scratch. Anyway, we sang "Love in this Club" by Usher as our main camp song.. don't ask. We told back in the day Lee brother stories from our uncles and fathers. we bought a raft all the way in Oregon to go absolutely nowhere on the water. The oars were cheap and it really sucked to be stranded in the middle of the river. We played with the twins and distracted them with leaves on a stick so they wouldn't cry. Best distraction strategy everrrr. Oh yeah, we basically hiked for mosquitoes. Long story short, the trip was long, the cousins were awesome, the hiking was too easy, we couldn't row a raft, and I got eaten alive by ******** mosquitoes.
MEXICO
Mexico, Mexico, Mexico. Where do I begin? Let's start off by saying it was REALLY REALLY HOT. Over 90 degrees each single day, plus the goddamn humidity there. I could not stand it. We rock climbed, went swimming, kayaked, shopped at the flee market, got harassed by creepy ***** Mexicans, played ping-pong, tennis, pool, giant chess pieces, and looked at the super hot guys by the pool. My mom made friends with another Cantonese lady and then she introduced her sons to me. TWIN sons. SEVENTEEN year-old sons. Ahh.. take me back there NOW. (0:
REDWOOD NATIONAL PARK
First off, it was the longest ******** ride ever. Mosquitoes got into our truck while driving and when we smashed it, it would explode our red blood. Just thinking about them makes me scratch. Anyway, we sang "Love in this Club" by Usher as our main camp song.. don't ask. We told back in the day Lee brother stories from our uncles and fathers. we bought a raft all the way in Oregon to go absolutely nowhere on the water. The oars were cheap and it really sucked to be stranded in the middle of the river. We played with the twins and distracted them with leaves on a stick so they wouldn't cry. Best distraction strategy everrrr. Oh yeah, we basically hiked for mosquitoes. Long story short, the trip was long, the cousins were awesome, the hiking was too easy, we couldn't row a raft, and I got eaten alive by ******** mosquitoes.
MEXICO
Mexico, Mexico, Mexico. Where do I begin? Let's start off by saying it was REALLY REALLY HOT. Over 90 degrees each single day, plus the goddamn humidity there. I could not stand it. We rock climbed, went swimming, kayaked, shopped at the flee market, got harassed by creepy ***** Mexicans, played ping-pong, tennis, pool, giant chess pieces, and looked at the super hot guys by the pool. My mom made friends with another Cantonese lady and then she introduced her sons to me. TWIN sons. SEVENTEEN year-old sons. Ahh.. take me back there NOW. (0:
