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Well incase your wondering what this is, this is me reviewing random things like movies and video games because I love to talk alot of random s**t about s**t lol. I would do this with my camera but it's being a b***h and I rather have a Video Camera for that insted of using something that is blury as hell.

So since I've been talking about this game I might as well review it. The next thing I'm going to review is Mario Kart Wii when I get it and if I don't get to that I might as well bash on something everyone hates and that is High School Musical. Yes my sister has the movie and I'm going to torment myself by watching it and then reviewing it and hopefully bash the ******** out of it.

Ok first thing first this game SSBB is the best fighting game on the wii and one of the best wii games period. Sure it may not look as nice as the games on the PS3 of Xbox 360 but GRAPHICS AREN'T EVERYTHING. People who think that way are ******** morons and should be ******** shot in the ******** Eyeball. You can have the most beautiful game ever but yet it Plays like s**t and it's ******** irrating. Is that what you want in a game.................I though so

Ok well if you play the other games before it's plays just like that. It's like one big update from Melee which is good. Alot of the new characters are awesome but some of them are irrating like Wario, I don't know why I just don't like him he's like one of the worst characters in the game because he has akward moves from everyone else. Maybe the reason why I say that is because I suck as him but whatever. Jigglypuff while looks useless is actually useful when you know how to play as him or her like Olimar and Dedede and Bowser, they may play like s**t but when you master them there all cool. Also some people may think that Toon Link doesn't belong in the game but he does since the Wind Waker and Phantom Hourglass are awesome and at least he's different from Toon Link in terms of looks and playability.

Ok now that I got out of the way I might as well talk about the Music. The Music is one of the strongest points in the game since alot of the music Nintendo remixed or non-remix are awesome. While some people think that some of the songs don't fit the level or game I say that they should belong there because not everyone has to like everything. It's a good thing only a few songs suck in the game because well IDK why it's just a good thing.

Like I said before Graphs are pretty good for a Wii game. Final Destination, Distant Planet, Lylac Cruser are some of the most beautiful stages in the game. The characters in the game look awesome if I say so myself it's like the people who made this game wanted to prove the game in everyway possible.

Of course Classic Mode is the same except it's longer which is awesome if I say so myself. The trophys are still the same except there's more of them which is cool. Too bad that most of the Trophy Characters couldn't be playible but whatever I can go on and on about that. The Stickers bring an intresting aspect in terms of gameplay with the SSE but besides that there just ******** stickers.

Now about Gameplay it's the same except with more items, Assist Trophys, and Final Smashes and also new techneques. You know that's what pisses me off that some of the Assist Trophys couldn't be playible characters in the game kind of like how of the trophy characters couldn't be playible it's like "Here you go this character is in the game but there not playible" it's like a big ******** you to the people who wanted to play with them. Kind of how everyone wants Geno in the game but the ******** assholes in Square-Enix says "Nope because he's ******** ours" selfish bastards.

The Final Smashes are intresting aspect in the game because they can change the game just like that because one it appears everyone wants it because you could be lossing just like that and when you get it you can be the winner of the whole damn thing. But it's a b***h that when you have it someone beats the ******** out of you and the Final Smash is out of you I hate that so much GRRRRR.

Ok last thing to talk about is Story Mode because I think this is the stongest part of the game because this mode has everything you wanted in a story mode on some fighting game. It has Cutscenes, good gameplay, alot of characters to chose to beat everyone up with, bosses and more. Some of the foes in here are just ******** annonying like those Ghost things there ******** s**t heads or that thing that launches ******** spears. Also I hate those ******** eyeballs that have tenticales that electrocute you it's like they came out of some ******** Hentai s**t. And don't get me started on the Trophy Stands things because in some part it's like you want to capture this one guy but then UH OH you got knock the ******** out and now you lost a character and the Trophy Stand. It happens alot when you fighting a group of eninemys. Also when you fighting against a boss and want to capture it, it takes ******** forever for a trophy stand to appear. I know there are Stickers that help Trohphy Stands appear more often but it still doesn't do ******** good.

Now to end it all off I give this game a 9.5 out of 10 it's really that damn good and you need to get a wii and this game because if you don't your a ******** loser

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