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Yeah, what do you want? Talk? Sure, whatever man.
She's okay, but sometimes boring as hell. I mean, she has these great ideas for things she wants to say or do when someone is being a stupid moron and deserves a kick in the teeth, but she almost never says or does them. It'd be cool if I could do these things for her, I guess, so she wouldn't look like a jerk. I'm used to looking like a jerk.
Ever since she thought me up I've been this goofy kid who gets into s**t all the time. I do all the things she can't. If someone needs to be drop-kicked in the back of the head, a pot of cold spaghetti in their bed, or whatever, I'm your man.
Well now don't get me wrong, that's not all I'm good for. I can do other things. I mean, I'm not shallow. I care about Her just as much as my brothers do, just not in an overly obsessive way. Kinda like an admiring detachment. She's kinda like a mom or a big sister... only, it's more like the fun Japanese set up, since she's not really related to me, so it wouldn't be breaking any laws or going against nature if we did it.
Crap, I gotta watch what I say, or I'm gonna get strangled... my older bro is the jealous type. I don't see the reason though, it's not like it'd ever work, I mean, well, with how things are.
Whaddya mean "why not?" It just wouldn't, okay? If I can figure it out you should be able to. God, pay attention. And people think I'm dumb.