one day, cassie was bored outta her friggin mind. then, came a cockroach that crawled up from the floor.
"Hey cassie, dont be sad!" it said
"WTF??? A TALKING COCKROACH???? O.o im Skered." cassie said
"oh no cassie, dont be scared" the cockroach said.
"GAH! but ur talking!" cassie said
"i wont hurt u if you mean no harm to me!" it said. Cassie stared at it.
"ur ugly" she said. She stomped on the cockroach then continued on with her lonely/boring day. She went on gaia, but no one was on. She figured everyone hated her, because out of her Zero friends, zero were on.
"aww, no one looves me!" she cried. She decided to walk to the gas station. As she was walking, she ran into an old pervert.
"Hey there baby," said the pervert.
"AGHHH!! UR LIKE 50!!!" she yelled.
"That means 50 years of experience" he said
"CREPPY!" she yelled. SHe armed herself with pepperspray and sprayed him in the face.
"GAHHHH!! PEppER SPRAY MY ONE WEAKNESS!!!!" he yelled as she ran away
To be continued