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Life in the organization
Pt. 6

Kaxaks and Saimux come out of the portal. They look around, they were in a barren wasteland, with little patches of grass and nothing but sand. The wind blew and their cloaks got caught in the wind, creating an anonymous effect.

Kaxaks: ok Saimux. We have to look for a pirate named Jack sparrow. I heard he’s a strong and tricky captain. I expect he’s highly respected and not easily deceived. pirate
Saimux: or he can be a weak and gullible pirate! pirate
Kaxaks: -_- *sighs* ok! Just help me look for him, ok?
Saimux: Isn’t he that guy running after a ship sailing in the sand?
Kaxaks: ….ok Saimux, I know you’re dim but that is the most ridiculous-

It seems that Saimux was right. Far away there was a pirate with a three corner hat, loose clothing and has beads and his hair that was chasing after a ship that was being moved by crab rocks?

Kaxaks:….o..k? confused
Saimux: see, I told you I wasn’t lying!
Kaxaks: alright, let’s go after him.

After trailing him, they finally caught up to the pirate. He was on a sandy beach talking to what it seems was his crew. They boarded the ship and sailed off. Kaxaks and Saimux snuck in the supply room.

Kaxaks: ok, we know that that pirate is indeed the famous captain Jack sparrow. *sigh*
Saimux: why did you sigh?
Kaxaks: I though he’d be a strong pirate, you know, I though he’d be challenging.
Saimux: hmm. So who wants to get undressed first?
Kaxaks: say what?! eek
Saimux: you know, take off your-
Kaxaks: Yes I know what it means but WHY?! scream
Saimux: I found some pirate costumes here and I want to try them out!
Kaxaks:….Why in the world do you want to play dress up at a time like this? mad
Saimux: ‘cus it’s fun!
Kaxaks: …Saimux…I told you before that I’m not in the mood.
Saimux: why? I thought you were fun. All of the other organization members are boring. Now you’re acting cranky! I thought you were different.
Kaxaks: Saimux….I don’t want to be different, I want to be normal, I want to fit in. I don’t want to be different. I-I
Saimux: well, you know what they say………
Kaxaks: what?
Saimux: uh, I don’t know, I was hoping you might say it.
Kaxaks: -_- Alright *takes a dress out* when the ship reaches into port, we’ll come out and try to convince him to give us the compass.
Saimux: heehee *snickers*
Kaxaks: what’s so funny?
Saimux: what you just said! When a ship reaches into port.
Kaxaks: wha- I don’t even want to know what you’re thinking of!
*scoffs, then leaves to change*

It seem that it was a long boat trip, both Kaxaks and Saimux stayed in the supply room.

Kaxaks: Man these boats are slow. All I see is water.
Saimux: I feel kind of funny.
Kaxaks: Saimux, we’re nobodies, we can’t feel.
Saimux: oh yah. But still, I think something’s wrong with me.
Kaxaks: Saimux. Just lie down, you’ve been standing up too much.
Saimux: ok.

What seems like many days later, they finally reached the port to retrieve some supplies.

Kaxaks: I think they finally reached a port, come on Saimux! Saimux?

In a corner you see Saimux was kneeling down . His face was a sickly green color. He looked up but quickly knelt down. He suddenly barfed.

Kaxaks: eww! Saimux! Why didn’t you tell me you were sea sick?! mad
Saimux: I thought that sea sick is when you miss the sea, like home sick.
Kaxaks: *slaps forehead* No you- ah! Great! Some one will know we’re down here! Every idiot knows that sea sick means that you get sick while you’re in the sea.
Saimux: how was I supposed to know that?! Oh man! I have to heave! *turns around*
Kaxaks: eww. Smell like rotten fish in here!
Saimux: sorry…..

Few minutes of barfing later.

Both Kaxaks and Saimux left the ship to meet Jack sparrow at a Tavern just near the docks. Kaxaks entered first, she didn’t want to resort to violence so she’ll try to trick him to give her the compass.

You see Jack sparrow sitting in a table drinking his rum, ignoring the violence that’s going on around him. Kaxaks is wearing an old-fashion light blue dress and bonnet. She even did her hair. (she had a lot of time to fix herself while Saimux was-well…busy) She walked in gracefully, trying to catch his attention. It worked.

Kaxaks: Hello, is this seat taken?
Jack: No *cleans seat* why don’t you have a seat love.
Kaxaks: thank you. So- I herd that you were a famous pirate.
Jack: Did you now? And who might of told you that?
Kaxaks: uh-
Jack: -because he sure is right. No, what can I do for you? *he swayed back and forth while he talked*
Kaxaks: umm, well, you see, you have something that’s important to me.
Jack: And what is that something important to you-prattle
Kaxaks: That compass. I hear it’s an unusual compass.
Jack: Aye, sure is. This compass is important and I have no intent of parting with it *grabs his rum and drinks*
Kaxaks: Oh, It’s just- *thinks for a few seconds* - I have to use it to find my light!
Jack: your light? Aren’t there lights here you could use?
Kaxaks: no, what I meant was….I want to find my one and only. He’s- I lost him a while ago. We were in a tragic accident! I-I lost my lover! *pretends to cry since she can’t feel* cry And I- *cries even louder* crying I have to find him! We were supposed to be getting married now! crying

Jack looks at Kaxaks. It seems that he feels sorry for her. He pulled out the compass and was close to handing it to her. Kaxaks saw his gesture, she covered her face and smiled.

Jack: you know what, I think I’ll be holdin on to this for now.
Kaxaks: what?! You have to help me!
Jack: hmm, Are you sure you love him? ‘cause there are plenty other fish in the sea mate.
Kaxaks:…….Will you excuse me for one second. *runs off*

Kaxaks runs behind a wall and calls to Saimux.

Kaxaks: Saimux! Saimux! Where are you.

Kaxaks walks around looking for Saimux. She heard some giggling next door and decided to check it out. Kaxaks opened the door to reveal- Saimux. Saimux was wearing a pirate costume (minus the shirt to show off his abs) and at least four woman were surrounding him.

Kaxaks: *shocked* eek
Saimux: Hey ladies, you think that was cool, wait till you see this! *starts making poses*
Kaxaks: Saimux! WTF are you doing?!
Saimux: Ahh! What are you doing here?
Kaxaks: Saving these women from you stupidity! *pulls on his ear* let’s go mad
Saimux: oww, oww, oww, oww, Oww! Sorry ladies, duty calls. *leaves room*

Kaxaks: Saimux! We’re here on an important mission! Stop flirting with other girls!
Saimux: alright, mrs. bossy! Since when did you like acting all cranky?
Kaxaks: *sighs* Sorry Saimux, It’s just- I’m having a rough week. I guess I can’t control the way I act. I don’t know.
Saimux: remember, we don’t have hearts so why do you pretend a lot? I don't love those women, I don't feel at all, you should relax for a while after we're done.
Kaxaks: I don’t know. You know Saimux- you can be surprising at times.
Saimux: I sure is!
Kaxaks: there goes your intellect. -_-
Saimux: so…did you get the compass?
Kaxaks: no. But I have another Idea. Here, I’ll try to explain in the simplest way I can. Look- I …*whispers in his ear*

After Kaxaks explains the plan a few times since Saimux couldn’t follow though it before. Kaxaks walks back to the table where Jack was sitting.

Jack: hmm, I see you came back. *he said in a bit of a flirtatious way* Why?
Kaxaks: well, It’s just that I’m so lonely and I have no one to care for me.
Jack:…Don’t worry mate, Here, I’ll order us some rum and we’ll take a swig, savvy?
Kaxaks: oh, I’m under age.
Jack: under age? How old are you anyway?
Kaxaks: uhh- oh look our drinks are here.
Jack: Oh, alright! *takes a cup* Cheers. *he smiled, showing his dirty yellow teeth*
Kaxaks: Cheers! *she flashed a fake smile*

Jack drank out of his cup. Kaxaks drank some of the rum but when Jack wasn’t looking she spit it out. Kaxaks looked around.

Kaxaks thinking: where is he? He should be here by now! Where’s Saimux?!

As on cue he walked toward them. He took out his ice-mace and grabbed Kaxaks harshly.

Saimux: *acting tough* hey you young lady, I-uh
Kaxaks: *speaks in a soft tone* I came for the money
Saimux: right- I came for the money your father owe me! If you don’t pay for it, I’ll just have to take you and sell you as a servant!
Kaxaks: *acts like a damsel in distress* N-no! please! I’m working hard! I lost my Fiancé! Please sir! I have to find him. sad
Saimux: hmm. No! not as long as you pay me. evil
Jack: *stands up* Hey there! Who taught you to treat women like that? You aught to be ashamed of yourself mate. *takes out his cutlass*
Saimux: It’s non if your business mate! But if you want, I’ll fight you!

Both Saimux and Jack fought. Saimux kept swinging his mace around while Jack swiftly dodged them. Jack soon stopped the fight.

Jack: you know, a mace isn’t a really good weapon to have with you.
Saimux: you’re right. I’ll just cool things down a bit!

Saimux put away his mace and held out his arm. He blew on it and ice began to come out. He blew on it more and it began to take shape. The ice is now in a shape of a cutlass.

Jack: whoa, how in blimey did ya do that?
Saimux: I’m a very strong pirate, now let’s fight!

Meanwhile kaxaks snuck by them and quickly took Jack’s compass. She shoved it in her pocket and ran to his drink. She took out a white powder substance and added it to Jack’s drink. After she was done she gave Saimux a thumbs up. He blocked Jack’s cutlass and stopped.

Saimux: hey, I’m thirsty. Why don’t you take a drink? *drinks a nearby rum*
Jack: Hmm, your fighting skills are unusual but I respect them. *takes his cup of rum and starts to drink*
Saimux: ha! You know what, I don’t even want to fight anymore! You can keep that worthless- uhh- line

Kaxaks was outside of the tavern looking though the window. She slapped herself on the forehead and whispered "you can keep that worthless wench"

Saimux: -you can keep the worthless wrench!
Jack: wrench? Don’t you mean wench?
Saimux:... look, what ever! I’m done, that’s that! *leaves*
Jack: well missy I fought off the-

Kaxaks was gone.

Jack: *yawns* that’s strange? I feel a little *yawns* sleepy.
Jack walks over to his table, but before he could get a chance to sit down he fell asleep on the ground.

Meanwhile Kaxaks and Saimux ran outside.

Saimux: alright! Your plan worked! but why did that Jack parrot guy faint?
Kaxaks: because I added sleeping powder to his drink, and his name is Jack sparrow.
Saimux: we better hurry.
Kaxaks: yah, his crew might of noticed that he’s passed out. *forms portal* Let’s go.
*both Saimux and Kaxaks enter the portal*