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Before I go onto my small Paris Hilton rant, here are the ramblings about my day today:
So I had to go to work with my dad today, we drove all the way from Riverside, to a school right next to Magic Mountain, whatever city that is... (2 and a half hour drive in the HEAT!)
But yeah, oh... my... lord where those kids BRATS.
They were up and running around the school yard like bloody little COCKROACHES seeing as how their behavior can be compared to scattering from sight when you turn a kitchen light. The buggers were running up behind the horses, in front of my dad's camera when he was trying to take pictures, all the way across the playground, and around me in circles. No matter how many times I told them to sit down, THEY WOULD NOT LISTEN. They would be back up and running around in the next 5 seconds.
One of them even kicked me several times in the back of the leg, I nudged him away with my horse s**t covered shoe, I hope he liked the way he smelled afterward, lol.
Anyway, what surprised me about this particular school besides the bratty ADD kids (When most school's kids are well disciplined) was that there was a male teacher! OMG
Most of them have obese female teachers, this one had an obese ghey male!
He was in charge of the first class, and while the kids were running around stupidly, he didn't lift a single finger to help me and my brother keep them under control. (Maybe he couldn't move very well because someone stuck it in his pooper too hard.)
What really made my day though, was when the second class came out with a parent. My brother nudged me and told me he looked like agent Smith and we were lolling until he finally left his brat with his class and drove his upper class douchebag gas guzzling SUV away.
The Agent Smith parent's kid was the most spoiled little ******** I have ever seen as well. I tried to get him on the pony and he smacked my arm and ran to his daddy. It took 30 minutes to finally get that doucheling on the pony to take pictures. I seriously wanted to punch that kid in the face.
Now afterwards, on the way home, my dad was listening to KFI (Possibly the most annoying radio station on the face of the earth) and the whole ******** time they were talking about that Paris Hilton drama that was going on. Well, actually, the talk of Paris Hilton for 3 hours strait while we were stuck in traffic was much more fun listening to than that b***h Dr. Laura.
ANYWHO while I was listening to it I realized just how much of a lolcow Paris was.
Summary of events:
She drives drunk and disobeys her probation 3 times, basically telling the judge ******** YOU. Afterward, shes busted and sent to jail, 70 hours later shes let out for medical reasons.
And by medical reasons, I mean she probably sucked the d**k of every officer of the LAPD until they made s**t up and let her out.
70 hours later, the officers discovered they got herpes and came to get her stupid a**.
Judge senses the bullshittery, pwns her in court, and shes sent back to jail for OMG 40+ days. OH NOES.
She bribes her cell mates 100 dollars so they don't rape her, lulz, they all get new clothes yay!
Meanwhile her mother is is going batshit and screaming at people to pray for her, pray she doesn't get AIDs.
This dramafest is so filled with lulz, I love it.
Sorry, but rich whores are not above the law.
That concludes my post. Enjoy the IRL lulz while it lasts folks.
 Henzy · Sat Jun 09, 2007 @ 03:51am · 0 Comments |
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