O: Ello' Everybody..This is the Amazing Mike here :'D . You all probably don't know me but, oh well :3 but lets just digress from that.
I love Lauren with all my heart and to the grave :3 She means SOOOOO much to me...So don't you even DARE take her away from me. I will rip out your heart and eat it in front of you, Lol. So yeah, MINE! :3 <3. I don't think there hasn't been a day (besides when I got my phone taken away) that we haven't talked to each other :'D.
We have So much in common.. Some times it is a little creepy >.> but still.
I love making Lauren blush. It makes me happy :3 Its so easy.. Its just so cute when she does >w< Lauren says she will win the war one day about her being pretty.. But she is.. I will not give up that war :3 But i will win the war about me being hot..because im not xD. OH OH OH... I agree with Lauren on this one. I think...scratch that.... KNOW we will be together some day <3
Well to sum it up;....I Love Lauren so much its not even funny :'3 My life without her probably would be CRAP. I love you Lauren heart heart Sorry I still cant think of a nick name for you D: I will someday. Well That's all for now :3 I love you Lauren For ever and ever :3 , Mike <3
HAHA! DEREK,ME,MYSELF,I have claimed this place! Bishes! D:&
Oh s**t. Its been to long since we first met. xD I feel old cause of you Lauren! D: Thanks &3 but I took me a while to remember how we first met. It was through a friend you, Ellie and me used to know and love... IBlah! :'D She was tons of fun. If I didnt meet her when I was a reluctant grunny in towns, I probably never would have met you OR Ellie. Pft. Both of you are crazy! But over a year has gone by since that car show. xD And almost a year has gone since June 29. && * nudges * And its been a blast. Though I will always be there for you, and to kill all them jack asses that think their good enough for you. I swear I have a rifle to take them out! &:'D I practice EVERY day!
Anyways. && Yes I am an attention whore, I love it at times. Probably cause of the childhood. Though Maybe its cause I love ya. xD lawl. And now I can even bug you when you're at school! Beware the spam texts!
But for real. Hurt or mess with Lauren. I will shoot you ******** between the eyes in public! Im not afraid! I'll take you all on! D:&
P.S. Im the only one allowed to call Lauren, Laura! * claims * Bitches! xD Its mine forever!
And Idfc if mine isn't as big as Ellie's! D:& I ******** WIN NO MATTER WHAT! YOU HEAR ME!? I spam Lauren EVERYDAY! And I only get an insult or two and a bite wound. && But they're filled with love! &3
* nudge, nudge * You got the pun! 8D I bet a lot of people did. So that means Imma die a little later from a random act of violence from a random girl who is randomly named Ellie. &W& * cough *
And yes Lauren. I do win!
LOOK! :'D Im done! * shot *
All in all. I was a lucky guy to have met someone like her. I didn't get to know her just as a friend. But also as a girl who I can talk to about anything. &w& pft 7 months can really get to a guy like me.
And I know you're independent, and you never want help from stupid ol' Derek the the ******** tall brick wall. But I wish you all the best no matter what. &3 And of course you know that. Its just nice to warn people that a 6"6 guy will rip off their heads if needed so. :3
I can never get enough from annoying you too. & & its to damn funny. xD * pokes * Never give up and never surrender my short friend! :'D * shot 5 times in the head *
HEY U, YA U ******, LUK OVER HERE I GOT KFC 83
omk, glad I got your attention.
Hai there. I'm Ellie.
but this is about that sexy ******** Lauren
Lauren;
She's beautifully gorgeous; even though there's a difference between them; you're beautifully gorgeous inside AND out.
She gives the most amazing advice.
Her voice is so cute like a little girlie. 83
You're jailbait, honey. ;D
I met this chickadee via Derek, yes, thank you very much Derek for introducing us.
Lauren is the friend that will be there for you.
Lauren is the friend that you come to for help.
Lauren is the friend that will keep your secrets locked up forever.
Lauren is the friend that will comfort you.
Lauren is the friend that you can relate to with everything.
Lauren is the friend that believes in you.
Lauren is the friend that is hilarious.
Lauren is the friend that is crazy and weird.
Lauren is the friend that you'll always love.
But Lauren is also sensitive.
She's been hurt way too many times.
All the guys screwed her over (except Derek)
If any of you cunts mess with my Lauren,
I will track you down like a cat on a mouse.
You will never see the light of day again.
83 So be good to my Lauren-poofaise.
She should strip for Ellie &w&
Wouldn't you all love that? 8D
Naked Lauuuurenn n____n &3
I love you, Lauuuuureeeen.
Oh, and next time you love a guy.. let me see if he's worthy first.
Instead of NOT TELLING ME LIKE WEEKS LATER &w&
Ellie is out, niggers.
Keep snorting that kool-aid sugar c:
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