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Pick the month you were born on
January - I cuddled with
February - I killed
March - I ran naked with
April - I raped
May - I killed
June - I banged
July - I needed
August - I ran shirtless with
September - I stabbed
October - I ate out
Novemeber - I slept with
December - I smoked with


Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - Santa Claus
05 - a toothbrush
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - your mom
09 - a jew
10 - Oprah
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a bisexual
18 - a dog
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - your grandma


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs