Jackie Chan said you were scented.Beware the sesquipedalianist bottle-top!On the fifth day of Christmas, my nice and cosy love sent to me; five pedantic sitars! Four singing gargoyles, three clockwork radios, two pesky ponds and a drag-queen in a false limb. Early to throw hoops at bumper stickers, early to play kiss-chase with Guiness trucks, makes a man sesquipedalianist, straggly and freaky.
Zombahs · Sun Dec 17, 2006 @ 01:21am · 0 Comments |