Alright kiddies. At James Blair Middle School, the Orchestra ( cool ), Choir ( 3nodding ), and .....Band ( rolleyes ) are going to D.C for a tour. Oh bitches if you remember corectly I do play the viola in orchestra. Anyways, I told my mother about this and said me, Taylor (Choir), Mckenna (Orchestra), and Nae-Nae (Choir) would bunk together. I was so happy about this then my mom had to let down the boom! She and My step-dad William told me I have this thing called "The 10 Strikes to April" Urgh it's so retarded. So right now when we got this information we had 7 months left until April came around, I only have 10 strikes until that time. This means if I act up or get in trouble, or some s**t like that I get a strike. If I get 10 strikes before April I cannot go to DC. Which ******** bites!
Okay now this is where the bull s**t comes in. My mom and William had to leave for Richmond for one day so I was left with my b***h of a cuz Mimi. Urgh I hate her so much cause she is made of pure evil! And she outwits my outstanding record of pranks and scams! Anyways, Her bother, age 16, was convicted of rapeing this girl. He's actually a good student but he told me and I'm quoting "Damn I couldn't help myself, she was just so ******** hot" Yeah well, when I went over their house, I told Mimi I was going to ask her brother for some help on my homework. That's where I ******** screwed up. I went to ask her brother for help so he helped me. And Me being a ******** clut and all, I fall and he falls ontop of me. Mimi tells her mom that I went into her brother's room to ask him to have sex with me. ******** bull s**t! Her mom catches us in what she calls "The act" which was me falling and him ontop of me...This all happened cause I ******** triped! So their mom tells my mom and I get an immedit 5 strikes, and 7 months left......urgh I have to take a ******** sex test just to prove i'm still a ******** virgin!
Then this is where real bull s**t comes in. I asked Rehn to come over the day before yesterday, so he did. We are both in Orchestra, he plays the Cello. So we praticed for a while then started to watch Tv. I really like Rehn and he's my boyfriend...well wannabe boyfriend, lol. He hasn't made a move on me yet. Well I started to fall asleep and He picked me up so I would lay on his lap. Me being an idiot got freacked out and fell off the couch taking Rehn with me. He fell ontop of me and what do you know? William's stupid a** walks in on us and ******** acuses me of trying to have sex....AGAIN stare
Urgh, so he sent Rehn home and yelled at me and gave me a strike. Then Rehn come over again. This time He triped and I fell on HIM. William walked in on us, oops, there's another ******** strike.....
So if you add this all up it's....let's see....
5 strikes + 1 strike + 1 strike= 7 ******** strikes taken away! Meaning I have 3 strikes left and also 6 months left! Bull s**t right? And ontop of that I was accused of having sex, 3 times!!!! How stupid is that? And they were call accedents!
Urgh, I'm grounded until the first week of December....This ******** bites....
xXTwilightHaloXx · Mon Oct 22, 2007 @ 10:49pm · 1 Comments |