19th of November, 2008,
A horrible turn of events unfolded themselves today;
I had awoken late for work this morning, consequently having to prepare myself a, "Hot Pocket." Little did I know what sort of a catalyst for destruction this innocent snack would be...
Roughly halfway through the meeting with the Japanese clients, I felt a strange uneasiness that would only forebode to my assured destruction...
My body made a strange noise, reminiscent of a drowning tenor, I felt a surge through my large intestine, like savage lightning...
I tried my best to hold it! I did! What have I done to deserve such a horrible fate...
I had soiled myself in front of our overseas clients; as they would say...
"Mi tomo, akazu-ku...mizukara..."
I have been; dishonored.
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