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ALRIGHT! As everyone my know, my first Quotes of Doom has quotes from, like, my seventh grade year. WELL! I, being a high school student now find that most of those quotes were hilariously childish. So, I think it's just about time for PART DEUX! This is where I shall put collective quotes from the past two years or so. And guess what? The last Quotes of Doom were harmless compared to these ones. :'D Tally ho! x3
"Aye! :B" - Said by me, Sam, and Biddy AT THE SAME TIME. That's what makes it awesome. :'D
"It's like asking a pile of steaming poo to do long devision; the answer you get, if any, will be absolutely useless." -Said, of course by me. I'm willing to bet that you've seen THIS somewhere. xD
"Gir: Hey Wolfie!
Me: What?
Sam: Boot to the head!" -After that was said, she threw a shoe at me. D:
"Hey buddy! What'cha doin, buddy?" -Some drunk dude from a story we had to read. ((Sorry, that part was just hilarious. xD))
"Jada: Look! There's Stephen.
Me: Huh, what? Wait, don't you mean Stephanie?
Jada: What?
Me: Look, here I see that the only dude in this line is Andre. Meaning, that this 'Stephen' person must actually Shephanie! :'3
Jada: You know what? I'mma just stick to calling him Fagmuffin.
Me: You mean calling HER Fagmuffin! :'D" -Jada and I talking randomly in the lunch line. :'D
"Me: Hey! Hey Mimi!
Marc: What?
Lee: Hah! He answered!
Marc: Damnnit!" - Ah, we're still pestering poor ol' Mimi ((Previously reffered to as Marcette)) about that. :'D
"Lee: Show'em your boobs!
Me: HOMAIGAWD. o.o Bad Lee! D<
Sam: Hah! xD" -Dude, you'd never understand this if you weren't there. o.o
"Dot dot dot Exclamation Point!" -Me, reading out the lines from Okami. :'3
"Sam: Damnnit Mansex! When will he be satisfied with my internet?
Me: He'll never be. Mansex likers them thar AOLz. :'D
Sam: Ho Shite. That's why I swiched to Mozillia Firefox." -Just a random conversation about why AOL is so freakin' SLOW.
"Me: Eat that corn dog, Lee! :'D
Lee: It's not a corn dog. It's a sausage on a stick!
Me: Alright, fine then. EAT THAT SAUSAGE, LEE! EAT IT!" -Conversation between me and Lee. Hah, I never ceace to make my friends humiliated in the middle of a lunch room. :'D
"Sam: Fork that! Waka is MINE! Take Riku.
Me: Really? :'D
Sam: Yes, really, ya' retard.
Me: Hooray!" -I finally stolded Riku back. :'3
"Me: Why aren't there any pictures of Kai but there's like a billion pictures of Okami and Waka together? D:
Sam: Because, apparently, being a Goddess makes Beastiality okay.
Me: Ewwwies. D:" -One of our numerous conversations while looking for pictures on photobucket.
"Ewwwwww... Icky. Ewwwww..." -I say as something rather disturbing or disgusting happens.
"Me: Dude, we now have a Mark and a Marq in this chat room. You know what that means?
Sam: What?
Me: Where the crap is Mimi and why doesn't he have an AOL account? DAMN YOU MIMI!" -We were chatting online with freinds. :'3
"Sam: Go get me some more orange juice! And that's an order!
Biddy: Okay! :'3" -Acting out one of the scenes to a hilarious video.
"Frau: Now, I want you guys to speak as much German in this class as much as you can.
Me: 'Scuse me, Frau? Is there a specific way to say 'ow' in German?
Frau: Aua.
Me: Aua?
Frau: Yes, aua.
Me: Okays! :'D" -I know, not all that funny, but it'll make sence soon enough. :'3
"Katlyn: Hey, can you get my pen?
Me: Sure!
Katlyn: Thanks...
Me: s**t! Oops... I mean... aua. I SAID AUA!
Frau: Right...." -I hit my head on the window seal REALLY hard in- could you have guessed it?- German class. xD
"Me: Meine Katze ist schwarz. :'D
Katlyn: Yes, but do you know how to say your NAME?
Me: Ummmm. o.o Oops? :'D" -Once again, German class is the best EVAR.
"Me: You know what we haven't done AT ALL this year? :'D
Sam: What?
Jada: Oh god... Do I want to know?
Me: Exparaments! We must make one! :'D
Sam: But everyone's done eating.
Me: Awwwww. D:" -I know, not one of the best conversations at lunch, but it makes my list, at least.
"Levi: You know, it's like they WANT me to take sodas this year.
Ian: Really? How so?
Levi: They just leave the door all wide open..." -At the in the lunch room before my friends get there.
"Me: I am Ansem, seeker of Porno!
Sam: Hah. Nice. xD
Me: It gets better. :'3
Sam: Really now.
Me: Now, b***h. Open up your fishstick! Lead me into everlasting PORNO!" -I was quoting Kingdom Hearts. Only, I switched around the words and all. ((Prono = Darkness. b***h = Princess. Fishstick = Heart.))
"Me: Man, Sam, how long has that joke been running?
Sam: A while...
Me: I mean, we've discovered that slugs go splat..
Sam: roaches...
Me: Pie...
Sam: Tuna fish...
Me: Ice-cream....
Sam: Yogurt...
Me: Cheese....
Sam: Rice...
Me: and snot.
Sam: When did we discover that?
Me: Achooo!
Sam: Ewwww... Just now?
Me: That was supposed to be accidental! I didn't mean to really sneeze!
Sam: Go clean that up..." - You do NOT want to know man. You do NOT want to know... o.o;;
"Zack: So I heard you were cleaning your... HOLY s**t!!
Sam: No, we don't have any of that, but thank you. :'D" - Me and Sam were cleaning my room, and Zack walked in when it looked all nice and clean FOR ONCE. :'D
"Sam: I called her again because I didn't want her to have the last word edge wise.
Me: Oh? And what did she say about the whole thing?
Sam: She tried to say that she had been two facing us and treating us like s**t since the seventh grade BECAUSE HER GRANDMOTHER DIED.
Me: Didn't her Grandma die some time at the end of EIGHTH grade?
Sam: I know! This is Bull--
Me: *-insert REAL sneezing fit here-*
Sam: You okay?
Me: Yeah, I'm just allergic to BULLSHIT." - Me and Sam complaining about some stupid whore we've had to deal with for a while.
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And that's all the quotes for now. I know, they aren't all that good yet, but trust me. As I add more, it will be THE SHIZEN. Anywho! Onward with your pathetic lives, you meager stalkers! :'D
 Dr Banananut · Tue Sep 09, 2008 @ 01:38am · 0 Comments |
