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The word s**t
s**t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can be s**t faced
s**t out of luck,
or have s**t for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your s**t together,
Fing a place for your s**t.
Or decide to or get off the pot.
You can smoke s**t,
Buy s**t, sell s**t,
Lose s**t, find s**t,
Forget s**t,
And tell others to eat s**t and die.
Some people know their s**t,
While others can't tell the difference between s**t and Shineola.
There are lucky shits,
Dumb shits,
Crazy shits,
And sweet shits.
There is bull s**t,
Horse s**t,
And chicken s**t.
You can throw s**t,
Sling s**t,
Catch s**t,
Shoot s**t,
Or duck when s**t hits the fan.
You can give a s**t.
Or serve s**t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep s**t
Or be happier than a pig in s**t.
Some days are colder than s**t,
Some days are hotter than s**t,
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounnds like s**t,
Things can look like s**t,
And there are times when you feel like s**t.
You can have too much s**t,
Not enough s**t,
THe right s**t,
The wrong s**t,
Or a lot of weird s**t.
You can carry s**t,
Have a mountain of s**t,
Or find yourself up s**t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to s**t,
And other times you fall in a bucker of s**t and come out smelling
Like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
Its the basic building block of creation.
And remember, Once you know your s**t,
You don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along,
If you give a s**t!
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