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You see, nigh a month ago, I got my first unicylce. Yup! dramallama A unicycle. And I've been diligently learning to ride it. It's not difficult. That is, unless your cat walks across a street you were assured she was afraid of, only to plant her cute self 3 feet in frount of you as you're just getting started leaving the wall for the first time. Or you're practicing in an elementry school yard that happens to be behind your house, and as soon as you get going, munchines begin to flood in for basket ball practice, and the coach glares at you as though you're a child molester even though you're way far away and minding your own business. Or it could be as simple a problem as an obnoxious older sister who comes to "pat you on the back in reassurance."
Of course, I've had my share of intresting experiences since I recieved it as a birthday gift in August. I have bruises in my inner thighs by a saddle that wants my viriginity more than anything I know. At least, that's all I can conclude. It has tried to get its way up multiple times. I've been asked (in all seriousness mind, you) if I was training to be a clown. And today, I had my mom, a portly woman to be kind. She's under five feet and on the heavy side (far on the heavy side.) trotting next to me willing to offer an arm to fall on should I need it as I wobbled down my street, myself, wobbling down my street, and my dog, draging my mom, and thus me to keep up with my walking cushion. I am sure we were an odd triplet bustling down the lane.
And yet, I've only fallen three times. It's an amazing expirence if you dont mind being raped by a unicylce saddle. I'm hoping to be able to ride it soon, so I can zip about and look spiffy. (But my God, it's so hard to practice when your legs on fire.) If anyone wants any info on it or what not, I'm in love with my uni and would love to help out or encourage anyone who likewise wants to learn it. So just PM me. You'll have a friend for life.

Isn't it so depressing how mid July stores are already putting out their school supplies? I hate that. Yes, I know school starts back in a month scream stop ******** reminding me! It's like everywhere you go someone seems to have their mind set on nothing other than getting you prepared for another 10 month sentence to tax payer funded, low rate education. But oh well, it's just a sesonal time for walmart and an oppertunity to hang up giant penical decorations. It's only 1/12 of my year. I'll survive.
Have you ever just blabbered so that you can take up space? I'm doing that now blaugh hea, not like anyone will read it! Anywho, I've been waiting for the past 3 hours to be able to take my butterfinger out of the freezer and eat in in frount of the tv without being mooched off of, and I think I heard the last of the foot steps treaking off to retire to bed. So off I go ninja