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here's a bunch of photos of my family on my 18th birthday.

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

NO CHEATING...


What does next year have in store for me?
B.Y.O.B.

What does your love life look like?
Whatever She Wants

What do I say when life gets hard?
Getting away with Murder

What do I think when I get up in the morning?
I Feel You

What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Feel Good Inc.

What do you want as a career?
Untitled Hidden Track

Your favorite saying
Better Life

Favorite place?
Starcraft Mix

What do you think of your parents?
Demon Days

Where would you go on a first date?
Radio

Drug of choice?
Lonely Day

Describe yourself:
Soldier Side

What is the thing I like doing most?
Marine Song

The song that best describes the president?
All Star

What is my state of mind like at the moment?
You're Pitiful

the only time I've ever stolen a noob's sig.

"WARNING! Do not point DIOLO (R) at eyes, mouth, or noobs. Do not ingest DIOLO (R). Do not let DIOLO (R) reproduce. Do not let DIOLO (R) come in contact with money. Only use DIOLO (R) when fully clothed. You should not use DIOLO (R) if pregnant, after pregnancy, before pregnancy, if you are planning to become pregnant, or if there is any chance you physically could become pregnant in the next 20 years. DIOLO (R) does not contain ANY trace of nuts. Yes, those kind. Side effects include bleeding from the eyes, vomiting, diarrhea, swearing, ADHD, ADD, OCD, TMI, STFU, and other assorted TLAs (three-letter-acronyms). Remember, DIOLO (R) is not for everyone. Ask your doctor before usng DIOLO (R), or thinking of using DIOLO (R), or being used by DIOLO (R) for gain, pleasure, social status, or drugs."

--Sevvy7

I was playing Diablo2 with my pal Drass today, and wanted to preserve some of our funny moments. 3nodding

Note that I was playing a sorceress, and Drass was a Paladin.

Drass: wait... I just poisoned a statue...
Diolo: and yet you can't poison a pillar... hm...

Diolo: Yay! I have a blue stick!
Drass: Diolo, you're playing a girl...
Diolo: and....?
Drass: ...
Diolo: ....
Diolo: ....
Diolo: ...AUGH!! DX

Drass: Somehow, low quality dirk sounds wrong...
Diolo: only for you, Drass. Only for you...

Drass: I just froze a Ghost... O.o
Drass: How does that work?
Diolo: After coming back to earth from hell, you'd be cold too, Drass...

[After I got a 2/3 Cleglaw set items, which are HELLA broken together]
Diolo: crap, now I need a good one-handed weapon to go with this shield...
Drass: Here, try this axe
Drass: wait, it needs 65 strength...
Diolo: Drass, what class am I?
Drass: Sorry XD
Diolo: YOU KNOW WHAT!?
Diolo: I don't need you're weapons! **drops shield and axe**
Diolo: OR your cheats! **dramatically chucks quest item**
Diolo: OR this armor! **takesn off allk gear**
Diolo:..... WEE! **runs around naked**
Drass: Lol.
Diolo: *Stops* the winds of Hell are surprisingly chilly neutral
Diolo: I think I need a jacket.
Drass: I TOLD you to put on a jacket before we left Earth!
Drass: You never listen!
Drass: Now get me a beer, woman!
Diolo: I think I'll do that
Drass: Get me a beer?
Diolo: No! Put my armor back on!


Drass: I have a superior dirk!
Diolo: So do I *wink*
Drass: Dude, you're playign a girl...
Diolo: exactly.
Drass: Only you, Diolo...

[we both ran into a corner into a dead-end tunnel in Lut golhein sewers, Drass blocking my way out]
Drass: HA! Now I have you, my pretty!
Diolo: .....
Drass: [holds shift to do stationary attack] now I'm going to stab you with my blue sword!
Diolo: Agh! Get off me! [returns stationary attack with a scimitar. Drass accidently turns sideways]
Diolo: wait... did I just spank you? O.o
Drass: [sees my merc run over] threesome!
Diolo: OH GOD LEMME OUT!
Drass: [long pause] s**t, I'm stuck.
Diolo: I don't have any TPs. you got one?
Drass: nope.
Diolo: well, s**t...
Drass: wait, I forgot I had a full tome XD
Diolo: [unequips sword and attacks drass] you can't see it, but I totally just slapped you.

Diolo: HELP! [is under attack by monsters, Drass appears just in time to see my merc die]
Drass: [finishes off enemies] What happened?
Diolo: Um... my merc just got jumped by a gang of demon cat-girls in black leather with whips...
Drass: seriously?
Diolo: Yep.
Drass: Lucky him.

Diolo: wait... thawing potion
Diolo: in Lut Gohein sewers...
Drass: Dude. you can poison statues, you can freeze ghosts, and you can light chests on fire with keys.
Diolo: but it's lut gholein.
Drass poisoned statues.
Diolo: good point.

Here this all you Thrice-Damned Conservatives. Homosexuals are people too, so stop killing them, and start performing stem cell research. Stop saying gay sex is wrong, and assassinate Castro.

I am a STRAIGHT Christian, take a completely literal interpretation of the Bible, and I support homosexual rights. None of the ten commandments say "thou shalt not have sex with another person of the same gender." But you know what they do say???

THOU SHALT NOT MURDER.

BAM!! There it is. So all you people whose parents go out and murder homosexuals, get your ******** bible out, AND BEAT THEM BACK TO SENTIENCE.

You know what else the Bible teaches? Not to force your beliefs on others. Remember the story of the good Samaritan? I bet they weren't Jewish, but Jesus didn't believe in interfering with them.

The bond between a Christian and God is one of intelligent choice, not one of force and blood. If we force our beliefs on others, we are no better then those who cruficied Jesus Christ.

something that is not politically correct is a word use conversationally, and is used in a hurtful or inapropriate fashion.

note: nothing in this post is vulgar, and if you think so, read the entire paragraph

"Cheat Codes:" the term "cheat codes" is no longer politically correct. Don't you feel bad when people tease you for using cheat codes? A politically correct replacement is "Hacks." Note: power-ups etc. that the game gives you should be refered to as "secrets"

"Gay:" Saying "that's gay" when something bothers you is not politically correct. Use "annoying," "pointless," or another appropriate insult for said event or object.

"Wenis:" Ah, a popular one among small children as a substitute for... Do I really need say it? Wenis is the scientific term for the small amount of loose skin which hangs from your elbow. Stick one arm out straight, gently pinch the outside of your elbow, and pull slightly. There you have it, an actual Wenis. Enjoy disturbing your friends.

Well, I found the first few in my old journal, so I thought I'd ressurect them and continue the list 3nodding

5/24/05-- complementing other guys who don't know your straight only works if they're on the brink of suicide.

5/24/05-- don't become a psychologist; guys think you're gay, girls think you're flirting with them

5/27/05-- if you're not single, don't be polite to bar patrons of the opposite gender