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The World of Roulette
Quotes. Of Fencing, of life, of love. Enter Meganne.
So this semester has been quite eventful,
in very many ways.
It started off slow, sped up, and then ran full tilt into my free time.
Eh, its college.

So here are the things, the important things that i have done this semester.
smile
Enjoy.

1- Moved away from home. - took home cooked breakfasts for granted and moved into a brand new TINY dorm!
2- Met crazy people and sang at pirate palooza. - talk about making first impressions.
3- wandered around greenville for hours trying to figure out the stupid bus system.
4- had midnight adventures across campus with fun people.
---heard about the fencing team and got mighty interested.
5- had my heart broken by the guy who said he wouldn't
6- joined the fencing team for real and met a guy... <3
7- walked around campus with lauren. my pathology homegirl
8-had my cousin over, and hung out with said guy... smile
9-he thinks my cousin hates him
10- hes only partially right.
11- said guy started to heal my heart. its awesome. gorilla glue and duct tape do wonders....
12- had random adventures with my roommate.
13- got into fights with my roommate.
14- tried to stay out of my room as much as possible to avoid my roommate.
15- got over myself and said screw it.
16- decided Dr. Thompson is the worst teacher ever and that both LOGIC AND HISTORY SUCK Gonads.
17-bought some crazy awesome socks for fencing.
18- and gloves for halloween!
19-fencing trips smile
20-learned that female lowbrow humor comes in the best of forms mallory...
21-us.
22-got crazy frustrated with the parentals and kinda remains so.
23- rearranged my room.
24- my roommate moved out.
25- SINGLE ROOM! (not for lonnnnng)
26-fell in love.
27- (with the afore mentioned guy. Im not THAT bad.)
28-got a kiss in the rain.
29- watched the stars.
30- got addicted to magic. darn it philip!
---may i mention that before i was in love and before i was addicted i sat and watched people play magic for 3 hours straight. at midnight. with no food. and one other female. and then i met jeni. and then she left and i was watching again. and then they finally fed me. and played magic again. and IM STILL WITH AFORE MENTIONED GUY. that my friends is complete skillll.
31- he better believe hes lucky.
32- he got my friends sicked on him, so i guess its okay.
33- got a psuedo stalker.
---who is really bad at it, due to his neon yellow hoodies and stalks my boyfriend too.
34- learned that reading day isnt for reading at all.
35. learned coad was one of the hardest classes this semester. WTF!
36- learned im psuedo dyslexic.
37 - and thats FUN!
38- learned Izzard doesnt rhyme with lizard.
---british transvestite whore.
and i learned i cant spell!
I LOVE FENCING!
---also im ADD
39- learned that true friends go on midnight adventures to koi ponds.
and FEED THEM FREAKING EXPENSIVE FISH FOOD!!!!!!!
40- realized that the only reason people live on teh hill is due to the amazingness of todd this semester. and im seriously missing that home cooking now.....
smile TEH END!


MURPHYS LAW FOR FENCING

The most expensive, newest blade is the one to get caught in the trunk.
Blade wires only pop up as your opponents blade cuts across it.
in a mixed event, the word strip can get you slapped.
the second move you are sure is a feint...isnt.
one good touch does not deserve another.
Universal fit parts...dont.
after learning spanish, french, and english, you end up in russia.
point springs dissappear at a rate proportional to the urgency of the repair.
if your opponent is in range, so are you.
all your hidden flaws will be found.
your ref in finals will be the fencer you knocked out in pools.


Understanding the three disciplines of fencing...
Epeeist take simple rules and see how far they can stretch them.
Foilist take complex rules and see how much they can justify them.
Sabreists say... THERE ARE RULES???


Top ten reasons fencing is better than sex.
10) even ugly fencers score regularly.
9) no one expects a bout to last more than a few minutes. and afterward, you dont have to worry about the other fencer enjoying it or not.
cool your opponent wont be able to mind if your buddies stand around and cheer for you.
7) whips are normal in fencing
6) its not an insult to ask your partner in fencing to don a mask.
5) its okay to fence multiple people in one day.
4) you usually fence in a bright big open room with lots of people watching. and its not awkward.
3) its easy to get pretty girls to hold your weapon for you
2) you can play with your tool in public and no one will laugh
1) and most importantly, if your opponent doesnt come, you WIN!!!!


The 4 STAGES OF A FENCING RELATIONSHIP
1) OHMIGAWD YOU FENCE THATS SO COOL! WANNA HANG OUT?
2) You really fence a lot.
3) its me or fencing.
4) im gonna miss you!


Law unto Fencers. Top ten reasons swords triumph over guns. smile
1) swords are shiny
2) you can't parry with a gun
3) you can get your Point across.
4) swords write in red.
5) excercise for the body and mind.
6) any fool can pull a trigger.
7) because it's fun to stab your friends.
cool you always have the edge
9) real pirates use swords
10) you never have to reload.


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