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It starts out I'd be dressed in a ninja suit driving at like 1000 miles an hour on a sweet motor cycle with a kick a** jet red electric guitar, dodging traffic and people. I'd look behind me and there'd be like a butt load cops screaming at me to pull over and all that crap. Then everyone would realize I just pulled an AWESOME heist at a bank cause they'd see a flash back of me kicking some a**, hard! I'd hit the nitro and speed off even faster. Suddenly an old lady would walk out into my path and I'd be like all, "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" and pull a wheely. She'd jump out of the way, look up and shout, "Damn ninjas and your music!" Then when the camera goes back to me, I'm laughing my a** off at her and I dive right off a cliff. My bike goes straight down onto a school and goes "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!" and money, fire and ninja parts go everywhere as the kids go outside for recess to see my huge a** explosion blow up their school, but none of them would be in the school to make the audience think the movie isn't all retarded hippie diarrhea spewed out of whale buttholes all over dumb diaper babies who can't get off myspace or stop watching inu yarsha(that's what I call it). Then the kids all shout in joy cause they don't have to go to school anymore and the teachers would be like "WHAT THE FU*K?!" Then the kids all look up at some mountain that appears out of nowhere and I'm standing up on top of it, laughing my a** off while playing the guitar so hard mountains on other planets explode...and the cops never find me, Then it'd be all over the news that ninjas are back! then my movie ends.
That movie script kicks all asses to the max!
(I've been reading too much guide to real ultimate power, but that book is true, it kicks a** and it has ninja's in it. b***h)




















(ninjas rule)